The video I shot during my ride in the Electirc DeLorean has been seen a few times by people around the world. DMC somehow found it and posted a link on their Facebook page. I never really did any promotion for it, except for showing some people at work. Now, Autoblog found it and has used it in their article.
This is what they wrote:
The electric DeLorean DMC-12 is coming 2013, so says Humble, Texas' reborn DeLorean Motor Company. That was the shocking announcement made by DeLorean in mid-October at the DMC Texas Open House. But what else occurred on that mid-October day? Well, apparently a handful of DeLorean enthusiasts got to test drive DMC's electric prototype. Now, we can't say for certain whether this clip shows DMC's own electric version of the DMC-12 or the work of some shadetree mechanic, but we can say with confidence that DMC's Cameron Wynne (son of Stephen Wynne, owner of DeLorean) is the one who is driving the electric vehicle around the track.
Dubbed the DMCEV-12, DeLorean claims this electric time machine hits 60 miles per hour in a quick 4.9 seconds and warps to a top speed of 125 mph, though we'll have to wait to hear more about total range. Reports suggest the limited production DMCEV-12 will retail for approximately $100,000.
Hit the jump to check out some shaky in-car video of the electric DeLorean lapping the 3/8-mile track at Houston Motorsports Park
Oh wait, there is more. My video is also featured on engadget.
It's already clear that you're selling everything you own in an effort to purchase a 2013 DeLorean DMC-12 EV (and in turn, apply for a home tax deduction when you begin to live out of it), but what hasn't been clear is exactly how it'd perform on the wide open road. Truthfully, we still aren't entirely certain of that, but thanks to a raucous new video of a prototype on the track, we do know that it looks like the most (PG) fun you can have while sitting atop four wheels. We aren't going to hold you here any longer -- hop on past the break and mash play. 60mph in 4.9. 88mph in however long you want.
Last week we brought you news of DeLorean Motor Company (DMC) working on an electric car. We now have a video showing the new in new Electric DeLorean prototype hitting up the track at Houston Motorsports Park.
In 2013, you will be able to purchase the Electric DeLorean for somewhere around $90-$100 grand. Funny thing is, we’ve always imagine the Back to the Future DeLorean always being a fully electric car.
Next thing on DeLorean’s list? Making the car fly and time travel.
Finally, a video showing what it's like to drive the upcoming 2013
all-electric DeLorean has been released. It features "a mysterious box
labeled 'Flux' on it and aside from the iPhone dock, 125 mile per hour
speed and 260 horsepower, built-in GPS navigation system, DMC is
remaining mum on the vehicle's specs." Video after the break.
Some of readers will remember the new electricDeLorean
that was announced recently, the car which was originally made famous by the
Back To the Future movies will go on sale in 2013 powered by an electric engine. Now we get to see our first video of the DeLorean EV in action, although the
video is shot from the inside of the car, so we don’t get a good look at the
outside, but we all know what that looks like.
The DeLorean EV is expected to reach speeds of up to 125MPH and will
reportedly come with over 200 Bhp when it goes into production in 2013.
I figured if they use my video, I can use their words. Here is my video, in case you do not want to read through that long post below. Although, this is getting long as I am find more blogs out there using my video.
This post will have lots of pictures. Easy for you to read...more important, easy for me to write.
From 14-16 October 2011, DeLorean Motor Company held an Open House at their facilities in Humble, Texas. I was invited earlier in the year by DMC Vice President James Espey to attend. It was decision that I would not regret. Houston in the middle of October is still crazy hot, temperatures were in the 90's.
Day 1 - 14 October 2011 - Opening Night at DMC
First thing we did when we got into Houston was to check into the hotel.
Waiting for us there were some folks from DMC with our registration
packets and goodie bags. We also had to sign a release form for video
and photography. We checked out the hotel before the events started.
When it was time, we all took the shuttle to DeLorean Motor Company.
The obligatory shot with my scar
I did not take that many pictures, but the I always take a photo of me jumping in the air. Pretty much every vacation spot in the past decade or so, I have taking the jumpman photo. Since my awesome wrist injury, I have added the scar photo as my mush have photo opportunity shots.
The happiest place on earth
Meeting up with Cameron, once again
The event was a great occasion for me to meet new friends and catch up with old ones. I met Cameron last year at the DMC-California Open House. I failed to get a photo last time, but quickly hunted him down for this great photo in front of DMC. One of the many people finally got to meet was Stephen Wynne, Cameron's dad and President/CEO of DMC. Ha, we almost have the same hair style.
Me with the Stephen Wynne, the President of DMC
There were many surprises that DMC had for us. The first thing that everyone saw was the new underbody made from the original molds. I was told that this got there that week, they did not have time to drill the holes and add the hardware. So, it was fresh...mmm, smells good. Construction is some sort of fibreglass honeycomb structure with injected resin. The new underbody is almost half the weight at 250 pounds, versus the 30 year old original tubs at about 450 pounds. Estimated cost is around $5000.
New underbody, four times stronger at almost half the weight
Unveiling of the DMCev (Electric DeLorean), I was there!
The big surprise was the unveiling of the Electric DeLorean, DMCev. Like other all electric cars, the prototype wooshed through the parking lot in stealth mode, absolute silence. All you heard was wheels rolling and the crowd in awe.
There are lots of batteries in this thing, some in the engine compartment, some in the luggage compartment. The car itself weight about 200 pounds more than a standard DeLorean. I guess when they come around to actually building these, they will use the new, lighter undebodies.
According to the spec sheet, it will have a range of about 100 miles, standard for most electric cars. Top speed of 125 mph and 0-60 in 4.9 seconds. Compare that to the 10.5 seconds in the standard gas guzzling cousin.
DMCev cockpit
Other than the whole battery and electric engine, one of the things that stand out is the cockpit. I just like saying cockpit. They went with a custom steering wheel by Momo, giving it a modern look. Actually, if I ever need a steering wheel replacement, I might go for one of these. Gone is the standard shifter and replaced by a metal hockey puck. A dial that lets you select R-N-D, just turn the key and click it to D and you are ready to go.
There is also an economy mode, that is activated by pressing the button below the dial. Below that, you can see three seashells buttons that release the doors. Left, both, or right doors can be opened with a press of a button. I guess you can go old school and use the door pull. If you look in the ash tray, you can see a series of lights. That is the charge indicator. There are plans to make the existing fuel gauge a battery life indicator. Of course, there is an iPod dock for all your awesome tunes.
Some dork standing next to the DMCev
Catering for the night's event was provided by a food truck. I forgot the name of it, but it was damn good stuff. I had their shrimp burrito and went back for a shrimp taco. Little long on the wait because of the large crowd they had to serve, but it was well worth every bite.
Day 2 - 15 October 2011 - Tech Sessions, Guest Speaker, Dinner
This day was packed full of events. While the guys were geeking out during the tech sessions, some of the ladies went to the spa for a massage, manicure, and pedicure. They even went on an unplanned trip to downtown Houston for an afternoon of shopping. I got to meet all the dealers from the six DMC locations.
I even met Tamir Ardon of entermyworld.com, probably the best DeLorean site out there. It is loaded with information and where I acquired much of my information on the DeLorean. Part of my research in making the Hot Wheel DeLorean was spent on Tamir's site.
Ed Uding of DMC-Europe demonstrating new roof supports
First stop in the tech sessions was with Ed Uding of DMC-Europe. He showed his new roof structure, developed to replace rusted out roof supports that cause the roof to sad and doors to be misaligned. This is the part where the door would attach to the underbody, under the T-panel.
Dave Swingle of DMC-Midwest and Toby Peterson of DMC-Northwest, showed how to install door seals. Seals will crack due to old age and exposure to UV, the correct technique and placement will help ensure a proper seal of the doors.
Dave Swingle of DMC-Midwest and Toby Peterson of DMC-Northwest
Danny Botkin of DMC-California
Don Steger and Danny Botkin of DMC-California gave a demo of how to rebuild front brake calipers with the available repair kit. Kinda neat to see a gutted set of calipers. We were also educated on rotor safety specs and recommended upgrades to stainless steel brake lines. I might do that upgrade some time in the near future.
The guest speaker was William Haddad, former executive at the original DeLorean Motor Company. He also wrote the book Hard Driving: My Years with John DeLorean. He had some interesting stories about John and the company, as well as John's time at General Motors.
Guest speaker William Haddad
Tony Ierardi of DMC-Florida demonstrating re-graining techniques
For me, the most interesting part of the tech sessions was finishing the stainless steel. All the other sessions did not seem to be as doable for do-it-yourselfers. This one seemed doable for me. Tony Ierardi of DMC-Florida showed us how to remove dents and regrain the stainless steel panels. Basically, a lot of filing and sanding. I might try this one day.
You can see DMC employee Bill in the background using a file to even out the surface on a beat up left front fender . Tony is using an original tool they used in Dunmurry over thirty years ago. Also used were 60 grit sandpaper and blending pads. It took about 30-40 minutes, at the end, Tony was able to remove a dent about the size of a dime and put a beautiful finish on the area he was working on.
DMC Vice President James Espey giving the warehouse tour
Doors, lot of doors
The world famous warehouse tour was guided by James Espey. This was so awesome, I did it twice. Walking up and down the isles of the warehouse, you could not only thousand of parts, but also some of the original shipping containers those parts came in. Although they do not have all the parts, as some have just ran out, but when they have parts, they have lots of parts...like doors. There are lots of doors. They even had original bins that were made for the original DeLorean Factory in North Ireland.
My Hot Wheels on an NOS transmission
I took various photos of the many parts with my Hot Wheels car in frame as I walked up and down the aisles.
This concluded the daytime activities of the Open House. We all went back to the hotel and got ready for dinner at H&H Ranch. Again, we had a shuttle provided by DMC, via the hotel, to and from the ranch.
Elaine Wynne on the mechanical bull
In true Texas fashion, there was a mechanical bull set up for everyone to ride. Most of the DMC crew jumped on and got thrown off. I elected not to fly off the bull. Although, I kinda wanted to see if I can still do some pommel horse tricks.
Don Steger of DMC-California on the bull
Dinner was a Texas barbeque, one of the staff was nice enough to make me a custom veggie burger. After the dinner was some presentations and the raffle. Proceeds from the raffle went to a fellow DeLorean owner who suffered an injury and lost his wife while performing stunts at an air show. When I heard about the charity raffle, I hunted down some Hot Wheels stuff for the event. I was able to get a 2011 Hot Wheels poster signed by the entire design team, 2011 San Diego Comic Con Back to the Future Time Machine Exclusive signed by the designer...which happens to be me, and a pre-production sample of the Back to the Future Time Machine also signed by me.
I gave a short presentation on the things I brought for the raffle
James introduced me as the Hot Wheels Designer for the DeLorean, and had
me talk about the items I brought for the raffle. I am not a good
speaker, but I appreciated the opportunity to promote Hot Wheels to a
different crowd. Kinda funny that at work and the Hot Wheels community,
I am the DeLorean "expert"...while in the DeLorean community, I am the
Hot Wheels "expert". Little do they know that I know nothing about either.
Winner of the signed 2011 Hot Wheels Poster
I tried to get a picture with all the winners, but I failed to get one with the SDCC BTTF Time Machine. They were all very excited to win those items. The winner of the poster wanted a picture with me. A few people came up to me to thank me for what I have done for the DeLorean community and were very happy with my Hot Wheel DeLorean. Good to know that my work is appreciated, and if these guys liked it, I know it passed the test.
Josh Haldeman, winner of Back to the Future Time Machine pre-production sample
The winner of the pre-production sample was Josh Haldeman. I kinda knew him through Facebook when he somehow found me about a year ago. He had no idea who I was, just knew I was a DeLorean enthusiast. Josh is also the Vice President of the DeLorean Owners Association, so I am glad that the item went to him.
Me wtih Tamir Ardon
I had to get a photo with Tamir. He is somewhat of a celebrity in the DeLorean universe. I have gone through his website many times in the last ten years, and continue to drop by his forum at DMCTalk.org, the largest online community of DeLorean enthusiasts.
That concluded a long day of events at the DMC Open House. Time to shuttle back to the hotel and get some sleep. Day 3 - 16 October 2011 - Track Day at Houston Motorsports Park
We did not have plans to go to track day. For one we did not have a car to drive on the track. Two, our flight left at 3:40PM and figured we would check out of the hotel at the standard noon check out time.
Cameron was nice enough to invite us to the track. He had the van was going to pick up the dealers anyway and saved two spots for us to tag along. Talk about going the extra mile for us. This really capped off the series of events. So, off to the track we go.
Day at the track
There was about eighteen DeLoreans there, pretty impressive to see them all on the track at once. They took a few laps for some photos and lined up to take the open door 'tunnel' shot. In addition to the owners and their cars, DMC brought the Electric DeLorean and the Supercharged Stage III DeLorean to the track.
Electric DeLorean
Funny to see the Electric DeLorean take laps. I say "see" because, you really could no hear it as it zoomed passed you. You could tell it had a little more kick than your standard DeLorean...or I just drive slow.
DMCev and me
Timing is everything since it was a short track. Did not have to wait long for these photo opportunities, but had to be quick on the trigger. It was a hot summer fall day in mid-October that day in Texas.
My other car at the track, next to DMCev
There was no way I could have driven my car to the event. One guy from the Los Angels area did, but he is retired and probably has as much money as he does time. Also, I do not think my car could make that journey as it may require many many trips to the gas station. Much more economical for us to fly. Since I could not bring my real car, I brought my Hot Wheels DeLorean along for the event.
About to ride in the Electric DeLorean
Cameron gave me and Patchan a ride in the DMCev. It is a really smooth ride, quiet, and had quite a punch. Here is a video I took of my ride with my iPod Touch. It is a little shaky, that is my amateur camera work, not from the car.
Patchan about to ride in the Electric DeLorean with Cameron behind the wheel
Here a better look at the controls of the car. From left to right in picture below: You have the all important iPod dock, as all modern cars now have. Shift dial, instead of shift stick. Eco button. Three buttons for the doors.
Better look at the controls
Also has a GPS device and Momo steering wheel. That is pretty much the only difference from a standard DeLorean interior.
DMCev interior
The DMCev was definitely the star of the event.
Thumbs up
I guess the co-star of the event was the Supercharged Stage III DeLorean. I asked Ed Uding of DMC-Europe to take me around a laps. It was a ride of a life time. Ed was (or maybe still is ) a race and/or rally driver in Europe, so he knows how to handle a car. He also developed the lower control arm bracket for the DeLorean for better handling and stability. I have a set that is installed in my car.
Me and Ed Uding after the ride of a lifetime
Sitting in the passenger seat with an experienced driver is quite the experience. Ed was going really fast around the turns and even faster on the straightaways. I felt my body being pushed towards the outside of the car from the centrifugal force. It also felt like blood was rushing from my head. Must have pulled at least 2G's...now I kinda know how fighter pilots feel.
Ed drifting the Supercharged Stage III DeLorean with me in the passenger seat
Ed also drifted the DeLorean for the photographer there. Luckily, I was in the car when he did it. That was more fun than any roller coaster ride I have been on. Above is the picture of Ed drifting and eventually doing a 360 on the track, with me in the passenger seat hanging on for dear life...and having the time of my life.
There were a few more runs on the track and photos taken. Stephen even offered to let me dirve the Stage III car, too bad I do not know how to drive a manual. Damn it! Way back in the day, I told myself that if I ever got a DeLorean, I would learn how to drive a manual...but since they may an automatic version, I never really learned. Oh well, I am really happy with my car. That third pedal thing is confusing anyway.
Pretty soon it was time for us to go back to the hotel and check out, then head to the airport. Elaine gave us a private ride back to the hotel. I cannot express how nice the Wynne's were to us.
Thanks to everyone at DeLorean Motor Company for putting together a great event. It was great to meet all the dealers from DMC-NW, DMC-MW, DMC-FL,DMC-EU. Great seeing the guys from DMC-CA, and finally getting to meet the folks as DMC-H.
Also, thanks to everyone who attended the event. I met some great people and made some new friends, including Tamir and local DeLorean owner Bryan. Thanks, hopefully I can make it to Orlando for DCS 2012.
L to R: Cameron, Stephen, Patchan, Me, Elaine
Probably my favourite picture of the event. My wife and I with the Wynne Family.
Starting off the month with a call on a Monday morning. There was a three week gap, bu tit picked up really fast.
3 October 2011
253-246-8553 Kent, WA New player from Washington. Wonder how many times these fucknuts will call.
25 October 2011 360-529-6100 WA, USA Another call from Washington, three weeks later. I like the peaceful three week gap. Still, I am reporting this number.
27 October 2011 253-246-8553 Kent, WA Well, hello. Apparently Washington is the new terroist hub. Second call from Kent.
253-246-8553 Kent, WA Really, twice in less than a hour? Fuck you!
253-246-8553 Kent, WA Oh you motherfuckers. Three times in one day, total of four. Yeah, go a head and fuck yourself.
28 October 2011 50222571565 Unknown What the fuck kinda number is that? A call at 6:30 in the morning? Fuck you! Where is Kent, WA?
253-246-8553 Kent, WA Ah, there you are. For those keeping track, that is call number five.
253-246-8553 Kent, WA Twice in one day, total of six calls from this number.
Last weekend I was in Houston, Texas for the DMC Open House. More on the event in another post. I stayed at the SpringHill Suites Houston International Airport, it was a really nice hotel. Nice enough for me to write a post about it...or I just need to fill space on here.
The hotel is located just south of Houston International Airport (IAH). First off, IAH is huge! It has five terminals and over 100 gates, Houston International is also known as George Bush International Airport. There is a nice bronze statue of President Bush in Terminal C. The hotel provides free transportation via shuttle to and from the airport. The shuttle leaves the hotel every half hour, 24 hours a day. A simple call to the hotel/driver and you will be picked up from your Terminal within 10-20 minutes.
DMC also arranged for transportation to and from the hotel and DMC, which was about four miles east of hotel. DMC also got guests an even rate for the hotel for $98 a night, about half the regular rate.
Upon arrival to the hotel, there was already a few DeLoreans in the parking lot. The hotel even blocked of a section, facing the main street of course, for DeLoreans to park. I recognized one of the DeLoreans from California. Yeah, someone drove from Los Angeles area to Houston for the event, a 1900+ mile one way journey. Pretty sure my car would not have made that trek so easily.
The lobby was really clean and bright, almost like a movie set. A nice open area for guests to mingle. The hotel offers free breakfast every morning for guests. One of the things that caught my eye was a TV screen in the lobby area with flight information. They also provide computers for guest to check in to their fights and print out boarding passes. On top of that, free internet access to all guests. You know how I like free stuff.
Even has a private mini office area
The room had a really nice layout. There was a mini bar with fridge, lounge area, mini office. Separate toilet/sink and shower/sink areas with sliding doors to save space. Nice modern design all around.
Probably the nicest hotel I have ever stayed in
We had a king size bed, since everything in Texas is big. You can see from the photos that there was a lot of open space, even in the room. I think it might have been bigger than my old apartment.
Although I had little contact with the staff, they were very nice and happy to help. At times, they were a little overwhelmed by the number of guests that were there for the event. Overall, this was a great place to stay. I have stayed in many hotels, my mom works for a major hotel change so I grew up hanging around hotels. I have a pretty good understanding of hotels and their operations. SpringHill Suites Marriott is one of the top hotels I have stayed in. I am sure there will be future Open House events held at DMC, it would be great if they can arrange to have this hotel as their official hotel, again.
One year later. Look at all the cool cars I designed.
One year ago today I broke, fractured, and disloated my wrist. I have to say that it was the worst...and best experience in my life. I like having a piece of titanium permenently screwed into my bone.
I documented the experiece here in this blog. You can follow the multipart story HERE. You can also view the pictures I have taken of my wrist throughout the year. I took at least one picture a week with various backgrounds, view them HERE.
Edit: I realized that I should list the cars in the picture. Thanks to mikeH in the comments , which by the way is the 100th comment I have received. Not sure if there is a prize for that. So, from bottom to top:
So, there is contest at BladeOps, write a review of a knife and one could win a Spyderco Ladybug. Yeah, I know it is a tiny knife. Note the size of key for comparison...or that is a set of some huge keys.
Spyderco Ladybug
There are five knives to give away. Not that I really want that little knife, but I am not going to turn away a free knife...or a free anything. Yeah, it seems weird that I am writing about a $300 knife, just to win a knife worth $30. Anyway, here is my review of the Microtech Daytona.
Microtech Daytona
The compact design and affordable price point makes the Daytona is a great entry knife to the Microtech line. This knife is a work of art, precision made, down to the screws that hold it together. Top notch materials are used include a S30-V blade, 6061T6 Aircraft Grade Aluminum with Carbon Fiber inlay. It has been said that "Microtechs are the Swiss watches of automatic knives".
Microtech knives come in a generic box with instructions and includes a nylon sheath. The sheath is very nice and has a hook and loop closure on the belt loop, and adjustable buckle closure for the knife. While this is obviously a quality product like their knives, I find that it is too large for the knife. It could well be that Microtech just has one size of sheaths, hence the adjustable buckle, but the knife kinda rattles around in there. The Daytona is one of Microtech's smaller knives. No matter, not like I am going to carry it in the sheath...actually, I am not suppose to carry it at all.
The Daytona feels great in the hand. I have average sized hands and it seems my hands were designed to hold the Daytona...or the other way around. The handle is about four inches and weighs in at just under three ounces. Pretty average size for an average guy. I know, it sound like I am talking about something other than a knife. Just stick with me.
The handle is inlaid with carbon fiber on both sides. I have seen a lot of carbon fiber from hockey sticks, to bike parts, to car parts. On occasion, one might see air bubbles in the resin or gaps in the weave. Not the case here. Sure, it maybe a relative small piece, but the carbon fiber inlays are perfect. No gaps or air bubbles. I am not sure if it serves any structural function for the knife, but it looks damn cool.
One negative element I find in this knife, the screws. The custom made
screws stick out a bit from the handle, meaning that they are not flush
with the body. The screws are cone shaped so they come to a shallow
point. I understand that the designers were trying to match the look of
the glass breaker. I think it would have been better to counter sink
the screws or have the head be more dome shaped. Again, this is a minor issue.
The pocket clip is strong. The Microtech logo is engraved, possibly laser etched, on the clip, as well as "Daytona", serial number and date of manufacture. I like that feature, you know they are not just pumping out knives left and right. It shows that they take the time when they number and date their fine works of art and adds to the value. The clip is secured to the handle by the glass breaker. It looks like the clip may be reversible. The glass breaker is sharp, so be careful with that...do not drop it on your foot. Although I have yet to test the glass breaker, or skull cracker, I am pretty confident that it can do some serious damage.
There are other blade styles and finishes, I elected to go with the drop point, single edge blade. At a little over three inches, the S30-V blade is just beautiful. Perfectly centered grinds to shape the blade, with a really sharp factory grind. I love the detail of the 'blood grove' and the little holes that are drilled through the blade. The blade moves smoothly when being fired and retracted. You can just feel how tight the tolerances are on this knife. There is a little play in the blade, but that is expected in a blade that is not fixed.
Speaking of firing and retracting the blade, the button takes a little getting used to. It is quite stiff and takes a strong thumb to activate. It took a while to 'break in ' the mechanism...or perhaps it took time to strengthen my weak little hands. I see guys in videos just fire and retract the blade like a jack hammer, part of the fun of owning an out the front automatic. It took me a while to unlock that achievement. This is not really a problem as it is a safety feature. You have to want to fire the blade, accidental discharges are not a problem. Also, you will want to play with the firing mechanism. This will help break in the knife and strengthen weak hands, like mine.
If you are looking for an entry level out the front knife, the Microtech Daytona might be right for you. It may be a little pricey, but the quality is top notch. You will not be disappointed.
EDIT: I guess I talk/write too much. The review is limited to 1000 words, my review is 4343 words. I need to edit down, perhaps just rewrite it for BladeOps, and keep this one here. Heck, I spent a lot of time writing this. Ugh, it took me like a half an hour to knock it down to less than 1000 words. I had to get rid of my witty comments, just a straight review. And, I should add another picture, since there is a lot to read through.
I jacked this info from highsnobiety, because I want a place where I can reference the information for myself. All info, pictures, charts, and graphs were stolen from highsnobiety.
2011 Nike Air MAG
Break down of sizes and average price per day and changes
Break down by size with average price
Total amount raised per day:
Day 1 = $911,927.34
Day 2 = $647,539.91
Day 3 = $554,120.31
Day 4 = $508,077.50
Day 5 = $511,112.10
Day 6 = $492,481.97
Day 7 = $488,076.90
Day 8 = $499,851.16
Day 9 = $511,479.82
Day 10 = $570,523.52
Total = $5,695,190.53
Highest and Lowest each size sold for and the day it happened:
Size 7 – High – $5,331.88 on Day 1, Low – $2,300.00 on Day 6
Size 8 – High – $6,100.00 on Day 1, Low – $2,500.00 on Day 4
Size 9 – High – $6,300.00 on Day 1, Low – $3,050.00 on Day 5, 6 & 9
Size 10 – High – $9,959.00 on Day 1, Low – $3,200.00 on Day 6
Size 11 – High – $7,600.00 on Day 1, Low – $3,350.00 on Day 8
Size 12 – High – $8,100.00 on Day 1, Low – $3,100.00 on Day 7
Size 13 – High – $7,875.00 on Day 1, Low – $2,750.00 on Day 7
Price versus day, by size.
Okay, back to the non-stolen stuff...me again.
That is pretty impressive. I admit, I do not know much about Parkinsons...as I am sure most do/did not..outside of knowing that Michael J. Fox has the disease. Thanks to Nike and eBay for making an awesome product and using their powers for good. Thanks to all who participated in the events. If you donated to the cause, you not only have some very good karma coming your way, you also have an awesome pair of shoes.
For legal reasons, this story is pure fiction, totally made up.
Ten years ago on this day, 7 September 2001, I was accused of stealing a...I wanna say...laptop computer. When I say 'I or me', I totally mean someone else that I made up...because shit like this never happened.
Here is the made up story. There was a personal laptop stolen from a work place. For a week or two, no one knew what happened. Security was scratching their heads trying to figure out who had taken the computer. They questioned the people around. It is normal to have your bags checked when leaving the building, but because of this incident, security was a little tighter than usual. They had nothing.
It just happens that I was suppose to be sitting near where the computer was taken. I say 'suppose to', because it was a shared office. One of my co-workers what out due to an injury, so I sat in his office, located about 150 feet away from the 'crime scene'. I was working on his stuff anyway, and it just made sense to be where the action was and not occupy an office in another area. Because of this relocation, I was never questioned about the laptop.
I also knew of the computer in question and the person that it belonged to. I had a chance to actually look at the computer and asked the owner some questions about it. I remember looking at the battery gauge on the bottom. You press the button and the green lights light up to show you how much juice is left. I remember feeling the weight of the computer, relatively light at the time. Keep in mind that this was ten years ago and a titanium Macbook was all the rage. You know me and my love for titanium. Apple as since gone to a cheaper aluminum body. I fucking love titanium.
So, the computer was taken. Apparently, security was looking for me to question me. Not that hard to find me, everyone in the area knows who and where I am (most of the time). I work with a bunch of people, and within earshot of anyone in the group. All you had to do was just yell out my name and I would respond, this is how most people in the area communicated even with email and phones.
Weeks later, one of the employees was going through some cabinets for some documents. Guess what he found. Yeah, the laptop with all the cables. He called security, they came and did their investigation shit. I happened to be around and they asked me to go with them. What happened next was about two hours of questioning. Fuck you!
I had no clue what was going on. They brought me to their offices and had me in the waiting area. This is where the bullshit starts. One guy tried to be my friend with small talk and asking me personal questions, I will call him 'Hank'. About 10-15 minutes later, another guy comes in. This fucking cunt, let us call this douchebag 'Jaime', sits down and starts looking at my fingers, and writing down 'codes'. Yeah, he was coding my finger print patterns. So, by now I kinda figured out that I was a suspect in the case. Funny, they had days to find and question me but did nothing. Now that the computer was found by someone else not in security, they have to make like they are solving a case.
Later, I was brought into another room, some other cunt's office. 'Hank' was gone, I was in the office with 'Jamie' and head of security, this cunt I will call 'Bob'. Both of which have a face that you want to fucking punch. They first asked for my information. 'Jamie' was taking notes, I offered to write my info for him, but he douchingly said 'no, I will do it'. What a fucking asshole.
Then, as if rehearsed while I was in the waiting area with 'Hank', some gopher walks in with some movie props. I say movie props, but in their eyes, it was 'evidence'. It was two little envelopes, about 3x4 inches...and it was marked with 'evidence', so you know that shit was real. They made sure I saw it, but tried to 'hide' it...you know that move. Hey fucknuts, I studied magic and slight of hand, I may not be Penn & Teller, but I know when you are trying to distract me.
Long story short, they said they found prints on the computer...my prints. Yeah, my prints were suppose to be in the evidence envelopes. Uh, one douchebag looks as my fingers and you say that my prints are on the computer??? Keep in mind that I did touch the computer when I checked it out a few weeks earlier. What sucks is, when an authority figure is question you, you are left with your guard down. So, I was a bit nervous. Are they hooking this shit on me? What the fuck? My words and explanations did not come out as smoothly as Matt Lauer reading the news.
I stumbled my words, and being bullied by 'Bob and Jaime' did not help the situation. I explained my situation about sitting in another office, checking out the computer with the owner. But you know how these cunts are. They need to lay blame on someone, they need to let everyone know that they are doing their job. They do not want people to know that they failed to solve the case. They do not want people to know that someone else found the missing computer. They want to be heroes.
They asked if I had a computer at home. Duh, ten years ago people had personal computers, not that rare, you fucking idiot! Of course, I had a shitty computer that was no where near as cool as a titanium laptop. I am also a PC user, not much of a Mac guy. I do not see how having a computer has anything to do with this situation, anyway. I also have a water heater. Are you going to accuse me of stealing hot water from the coffee maker?
Oh, they also said that they found my prints on the cabinets where the computer was found. Oh, you mean the fucking public cabinets in the fucking main hallway that anyone and everyone has gone through? I find out later that they did not even dust the cabinets for prints.
Still four lights, cuntbag.
Anyway, the interrogation went on for about an hour and a half. There was actually a point when I thought I did it, but like Jean-Luc Picard said, "There are four lights". When they finally released me, they offered a ride back. Yeah, go fuck yourself. I will walk and I will walk tall knowing that I did not do it and knowing that you are bunch of cunts.
The next Monday, I called my Human Resources representative and let them know what happened and made sure me name was cleared. I find out that 'Bob and Jamie' contacted the local authorities only to have them say that since the computer never left the campus, there was no case. Ha, fuck you! Yeah, you never solved the case. You failed at your job and you fail at being a human. Fuck you.
The theory is that someone hid the laptop, so he/she can retrieve it at a later time. There are theories as to who hid the computer in the cabinet. The guy I shared a cube with (until co-worker's injury) was fired because he had taken a product from someone's desk. The product in question was found in has car during the tight security checks. I guess he said it was a gift, but the product was reported missing and when a search was made, they found it. It just happens that he went to the same school as I did, and working in the same group (different projects) at the time. So I guess that also makes me a suspect...illogical logic at work.
Here is the kicker. In his office, there were a few style guides...old style guides that would have been kept in the cabinets where the computer was eventually found by someone else other than security. I want it known that security failed at locating the missing laptop.
Yeah, I still hold a grudge after ten years. I have not seen 'Hank' since that day, I think he moved on. Every time I see either 'Bob' or 'Jamie', I just want to upper cut their taint. 'Bob' retired, no doubt torturing others, perhaps molesting young children. That cuntbag should have been fired. On occasion, I see 'Jamie', I give him dirty looks and negative vibes. I cannot believe this shithead still has a job.
I really have nothing against 'Hank', but I hope that 'Bob and Jamie' suffer in some way. Their abuse of power and lack of respect is fucking bullshit. Treating me like a criminal with no foundation of proof. They tried to trick me into a confession to something I did not do, just so they can look good. I guess this abuse of power gets them off when they are not fisting little kids.
Again, this was totally made up, it never happened. Everything from dates, names, situations...all fictional, molesting and fisting kids, probably true.
