Starting off August strong with this soon to be classic. Jumping right to it...
2 August 2021
1-410-100-004 - Yeah that was the number. No effort at all, not even trying to spoof any number. You think that was lazy, check out the message
Company name is misspelled. Format is questionable. Is this a text or fax? Hey, there is a number that you call all crank call. Oh, and the message? Uh yeah. The very obviously, rookie response, would be "did your cat walk on your keyboard right before you sent this?
Anyway, message received, loud an clear. We have a message for you. Can you guess what it is? FUCKYOU!
310-504-8045 Redondo Beach, CA - Who are these 504 people coming out of nowhere? Random thought: Why is 'nowhere' an accepted word, when it can be confused with 'now here'? No where, no here. Interesting. Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled program. Fuck you!
3 August 2021
email@example.com - Should have saved the 'cat walking on keyboard' joke for this one. Seriously, how are going to give that as your email in an application or job interview? As if the email address is not stupid enough, look at the text. The fuck is that?
4 August 2021
786-586-3554 Miami-Dade County, FL - Did we order something...two of something? So, this could be legit, but highly unlikely. Pretty sure we did not order anything from Florida.
The website looks suspicious, so we did a little search. It seems that this website was created in April, of these year. Less than four months old. Did we really order something less than four months ago, from a suspicious site, and totally forgot about it? Possibly, buy again, highly unlikely.
Therefore, fuck you!