07 December 2022

2022 NHL Reverse Retro Jerseys - Atlantic Division

 

2022 NHL Reverse Retros

The NHL and adidas designed another set of Reverse Retros for all 32 teams.  Some of these designs are really good, some are really bad.  No one asked for this, but here is my opinion on the 2022 Reverse Retros.  I have no qualifications, so feel free to disagree with my opinion.  Starting with the Atlantic Division, since all the teams have debuted their new jerseys on the ice. 

Boston Bruins

Boston Bruins - 8/10

Has there been a bad Bruins jersey?  Well, yes.  But this is not one of them.  This one works on many levels.  It brings back the 90's third jersey with the bear, this time in white.  Yeah, it looks like an MTV Liquid Television version of a bear that is about to attack Aeon Flux, but who cares...it works.  The jagged shoulder yokes and sides look like claws, or rips...rips by claws.  

Number and letter placement works, as well as the font, classic.  The 'Bruins' shoulder patch is just enough to bring everything together.  Plus, they Bruins have set an NHL record for longest home win streak, with only a handful of losses so far.  This is all thanks to a pretty good jersey design.  The Winter Classic jersey, on the other hand, is another story.

Buffalo Sabres

Buffalo Sabres - 6/10

Dude, what the hell is going on here? There is too much white.  At the same time, not enough white. The jersey itself it okay.  Very simple, they took the red/black buffalo head jersey and gave it the blue/gold treatment.  As a jersey alone, it works.  But we judge on the whole package.  This is why I waited until the entire uniform is on the ice.

The problem here is the helmet, it needs to complements something.  Maybe have white helmets so everything is white.  Then strap on some Oakland Seals (foreshadowing) white skates and you may have something.  How about blue pants to work with the blue helmet.  The little blue strip on the hem breaks things up at little, but it needs more contrast.  Call me crazy, but how about blue pants with yellow helmet?   The white gloves work.

Detroit Red Wings

Detroit Red Wings - 4/10

This is the problem when your team only has two colours...well, really one colour.  In Detroit's case, red.  So, what do you do?  You add a 'neutral' colour like black, sometimes grey or silver.  This is black/red is throwback one of their original Detroit Cougars design...which was red/white, of course...and 'retro-ed' during 1991-92 Season for NHL's 75th Anniversary.

Another 'issue' with the Red Wings' jersey history is, they kind of only have one design.  A very iconic design.  The early jersey, or sweater, designs were usually simple striping, achieved by changing the yarn as it is knitted.  The classic striping is a tradition that is seen in hockey jerseys since.  Bro, you guys need a real secondary logo.  Heck, even a risky third jersey with a goofy logo, like...an octopus.

One nice detail, instead of just a letter, the captain's "C" is on a patch.  And...for the first time in a while on the correct side of the chest.  Damn it, do not get me started on C/A placement.

Florida Panthers
Florida Panthers - 10/10

This one is a winner!  Everything works on this design.  As a bonus is corrects some serious mistakes that are on their regular jerseys.  I am talking about shoulder numbers.  

The Panthers win by using their almost forgotten secondary logo, the sun, stick, and palm tree.  A great secondary logo that just screams "Florida hockey".  Combined with the original layout of their inaugural threads, and light blue similar to the 2009 thirds, this works.  A new logo with a sun and FLA ties everything together.

Montreal Canadiens

Montreal Canadiens - 7/10

Oh, so close.  Overall, very good. Like Detroit, Montreal is limited in retro selection as their jersey design has not really changed through out the years.  Here they try to use a light blue.  While for the most part, it works simply for trying a new colour, it needs a little more to really make it pop.

A little red to bring everything together.  Perhaps outlining the numbers and letters.  Or, maybe...dear I say it, at another stripe.  Again, the design follows the same layout as every jersey in their history, handcuffed by tradition.  Also, Florida wins the light blue jersey battle.

Ottawa Senators
Ottawa Senators - 4/10

This is what we call 'safe design'.  Not much outside the box thinking here.  You have that gold, use it.  Throw in some gold trim,.  Heck go with a gold jersey like Vegas.  Even some white trim can help this pop.  That red swoop across the body just gets lost.  Much like their "SENS" jersey this just looks like a bootleg jersey.

Tampa Bay Lightning

Tampa Bay Lightning - 8/10

Yo, way to full nineties on this.  Basically a re-colour of their late 90's thirds with the 'storm' and lightning motif.  Even the numbers and letters look like lightning bots.  It passes ugly and crosses over to awesome.

It is refreshing to see something other than a "wait, is that a new Leafs uniform" look from the Lightning.  Their regular uniform is just a Red Wing design with Maple Leaf colours.  Wait, did Yzerman have anything to do with that?

Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto Maple Leafs - 6/10

Another Original Six Team that suffers from tradition and lack of colour options. Even with those limitations, the Leafs did a good job with what they had to work with.  I think this is the first time we have seen white shoulder yokes on their blue jerseys.  With the contrasted shoulder yoke, it is a real reverse of their retro whites.

It looks good because it is safe.  Too bad Florida and Montreal used light blue.  Might be interesting to see something other than the blue/white combo.  Yes, they added grey for their last retro design.  Like Detroit, Toronto is limited to basically one colour to play with.  Yeah, I know what you are thinking, 'what about great'...when then they will look like bootleg Canuck jerseys. 


01 December 2022

FUCK YOU, STOP CALLING ME - December 2022

 Final stretch to the end of the year.  Everyone is trying to get their numbers in the black, and as a business of scamming people the telemarketers are hard at work.  As usual, we should make sure their work is all in vain.  Fuck these guys

1 December 2022

  509-644-3815  Loon Lake, WA - Fancy name, so we did a search for Loon Lake.  The lake and/or town of Loon Lake shows up in various parts of the United States.  California, New York, Oregon, Washington.  That is about as deep as we looked. 

Yes, of course, this is most likely your typical spoofed number.  Telemarketers tend to either target large cities like Los Angeles and New York, or small communities with less people than your suburban high school graduating class.  The Loon Lake in Washington, just north of Spokane, has a population of about 700 people.  

Fuck you!

3 December 2022

serviceacc-limitedl679-8216.currentlyinformation@appskwekw.sdertuvdz.ovh - Here we go again.  Yep, that is the address the text was from.  Bright and early on a Saturday morning.

serviceacc-limitedl679-8216.currentlyinformation@appskwekw.sdertuvdz.ovh

There many red flags being raised in this text.  Fuck you!

netflx-membership.update.-3227030@hirakarazenbu.live - How to spot a new trend.

netflx-membership.update.-3227030@hirakarazenbu.live

Second text of the day, about 3.5 hours after the first one.  While the wording is a little different, it is the same message.  Note the different address of the sender and link to "resolve the issue".  Fuck you!

support-mms-netflixmembership-ll151-1095@uiydcoudrvo.eu - Less than 30 minutes later...make that three texts with the same message

support-mms-netflixmembership-ll151-1095@uiydcoudrvo.eu

Well, how many of these are we going to get? This may have worked if you fuck nuggets sent maybe one at a time and space it out.  But, three attempts to scam someone in less than four hours?  Fuck you!

netflx-membership.update.-3701836@hirakarazenbu.live - So, we getting one of these every hour?

netflx-membership.update.-3701836@hirakarazenbu.live

This makes it four. See you in about an hour.  Fuck you!

unsubscribe-renewalupdate-support-netflix-ll267-7016@uiydcoudrvo.eu  - That makes five!

unsubscribe-renewalupdate-support-netflix-ll267-7016@uiydcoudrvo.eu

Is this some sort of ad campaign?  Maybe we should consider subscribing to Netflix.  Fuck you!

4 December 2022
  mms-netflixmembership-ll779-1186-support@appskwekw.sdertuvdz.ovh - Sunday morning, here we go, first one of the day

mms-netflixmembership-ll779-1186-support@appskwekw.sdertuvdz.ovh

Guys, you really need to shorten the email addresses and links.  They look a little fake.  Fuck you!
  csupport-unsubscribe-renewals-netflix-ll761-9201@akunkamukenabendsa.health - Second of the day.  Seventh, overall

csupport-unsubscribe-renewals-netflix-ll761-9201@akunkamukenabendsa.health

Bombarding one with these types of messages is the wrong approach.  For one, you need to send from a more legitimate looking address.  Come on, it looks like a file directory.  You would need 2-3 business cards to fit that long ass address.  Stay tuned, next tips will come with next text. Fuck you!

  membership-update-support-netflix-ll171-6121@susahbenerpays.info - Three for the day

membership-update-support-netflix-ll171-6121@susahbenerpays.info

Here is another tip.  Keep it consistent.  Not only should you use a shorter, email address, it should be the same...or at least look the same...every time. This is the eighth text and the addresses are all over the place.  Fuck you!

  netflx-membership.update.-5356077@nahginikanbisa.live - We got four.  One more and we match yesterday's total.  So far, nine phishing texts over two days.  While this one is a little different, they have all been "from Netflix", regarding account/subscription payment.

netflx-membership.update.-5356077@nahginikanbisa.live

Pro tip: When using the name of the company your are pretending to be, try to spell it correctly.  Fuck you!

5 December 2022
  626-565-3642  Alhambra, CA - A la Jeff Foxworthy - If we look you up your number and it appears on lookup.robokiller.com you might be a telemarketer.  Fuck you!

  membership-netfilx-com-auth-mailer-158-9187.tlds@ops-mms.rsvp - Oh great, now our subscription is canceled 

membership-netfilx-com-auth-mailer-158-9187.tlds@ops-mms.rsvp

Check your grammar and spelling.  Fuck you!

6 December 2022
  317-597-9519  Lawrence, IN -  We love it when they try to leave a message and all that is there is silence.  Typical telemarketers, flagged by the usual.  Maybe it is Netflix letting us know there is an issue with our account.  Fuck you!

7 December 2022
  membership-netfilx-com-auth-mailer-521-8215.ssl@kadal.pro - Oh shit, looks like they have escalated.  It seems that our "membership has been ended".


Wait, four people got this text?  Group phishing (and poor grammar) is a dead giveaway that it is scam.  Fuck you!

8 December 2022
  626-565-5211  Alhambra, CA - Refer to similar call from earlier.  Same area code and prefix, with different suffix.  So December will be Alhambra calls and Netflix texts.  Fuck you!

  562-583-2159  Seal Beach, CA -  Fuck you!

  626-565-5140  Alhambra, CA -  You look familiar.  Know any other numbers from Alhambra?  Fuck you!

11 December 2022
  membership-unsubscribe-netflix721-0051.tls@nenekjahanam.space - Early Sunday morning text from our friends at "Netflix".

membership-unsubscribe-netflix721-0051.tls@nenekjahanam.space

But wait, based on the last text from you, we thought our membership ended.  Therefore, there would be no need for you to have my current information.  Patiently waiting for your next bullshit text.  Fuck you!

  informations-membership-support-netflix-ll287-1181.inf@ntflxacc.org -  Same message from different address

informations-membership-support-netflix-ll287-1181.inf@ntflxacc.org

   Well, at least the links match.  Maybe we should click in the link to save our account...but after we finish this episode of Stranger Things.  Fuck you!

15 December 2022
  626-565-5319  Alhambra, CA - Here we go with another one from Alhambra

626-565-5319

There is a message, but it seems like a butt dial.  All we hear is random chatter, like from telemarketer office.  Fuck you!

17 December 2022
  439-117-6057 Unknown - Hmm, 'unknown' and 'new' area code.  

439-117-6057
We did a search for the number, and nothing came up.  So, we searched the area code and found this:

Area Code 439 History:

Area Code 439 has not been assigned for use by the North American Numbering Plan Administrator. Area Code 439 is officially planned as a General Purpose area code which is typically assigned to a geographic area. If you receive a phone call from area code 439 it is a spam call. Any phone number such as 439-xxx-xxx does not exist.

Yeah, fuck you! 

19 December 2022

  58189 - Oh shit, we got $85!  Maybe we can use this money to pay for our troubled Netflix account

58189

Wait.  Deborah...Debbie.  B Josephson...BJ  Debbie BJ...Debbie Does Dallas?  Fuck you!

20 December 2022

  240-789-8199  Rockville, MD - Back to back calls, just two minutes apart.  Fuck you!

  240-789-8199  Rockville, MD - Is there a performance center in Rockville?  Like an arena, stadium, concert hall, school gym?  We just want to see a band like KISS perform in Rockville...just to hear Paul Stanley say something like, "Rockville, are you ready to rock? I said, are you ready to rock?"

240-789-8199
How about Fuckville?  Fuck you!

21 December 2022

 +86 (21) 8187 1963  Shanghai, China - Did some telemarketer hubs relocate/expand to China?  Maybe they forgot to spoof a local number.  Maybe India spoofed a number that was way off from our location.  Meh, fuck you!

310-679-4462  Hawthorne, CA - Okay, this spoofed location is at least in the same country.  Still, fuck you!

26 December 2022

  membership-ll717-8098@anakgesit.in - Oh good, a text at 4:35 in the morning.  Must be really important.  We thought our account was already settled...as in, it already terminated a few weeks back. 

membership-ll717-8098@anakgesit.in

This shit is played out.  You need another scam.  Would like to recommend Hulu, Amazon, Disney, Paramount or other streaming service for January.  Fuck you!

30 December 2022

  aws06-netflix_notification-ll181-1188@maks-autheosd.cc - Wow, end of the month and still using this idea to scam people. There is one more day in the month, but tomorrow bring a Saturday...what are the odds that we get a text about this same damn subject?

aws06-netflix_notification-ll181-1188@maks-autheosd.cc

Pointing out the obvious, there is a slight chance that anyone receiving these text would check their account rather than clicking a link in a text with poor grammar and from some weird ass email address.  Oh, and this is if we have a Netflix account.  Best regards, Fuck you!

05 November 2022

FUCK YOU, STOP CALLING ME - November 2022

 Been a while since our last call. Maybe those assholes at "Telemarketer International" are winding down from their Halloween buzz.  Or, perhaps the bots over there are cashing in their vacation time and chilling on the beaches of the Caribbean.

4 November 2022

  650-305-9328  Los Altos, CA  - Yeah, we looked this one up.  Based on search results, we can confirm that we have no business with the owner of this number.  Plus, it would be very inconvenient to do business with this establishment, given the our respected locations.

We have another spoofed number, typical.  Fuck you!

6 November 2022

  apps21-cnfirmtins-cellccsll175-1216.mailapps@sukabangetseggsmkm.ga

Yeah, that is the address this text came from.  Come on, you can do better than that with a google address.

apps21-cnfirmtins-cellccsll175-1216.mailapps@sukabangetseggsmkm.ga

Do we really need to get into how fake this shit is?  Fuck you! 

7 November 2022

  661-469-3196  Buttonwillow, CA - Buttonwillow is one of those 'middle of nowhere' places.  Yeah, they have stuff like people...population of less than 1400.  

661-469-3196
Oh, and they have a famous racetrack.  So, how about you race on over to Buttonwillow and fuck off.

8 November 2022
  reminderslastactions.acxsdj7rglvknt-02932993931@pqiyweuvgxoua.org - Yep, that is the email address that this text cam from.

reminderslastactions.acxsdj7rglvknt-02932993931@pqiyweuvgxoua.org

We are going take a wild guess and stay that this is scam.  That fucking email address.  Is their IT department a bunch of cats just walking on keyboards?  Fuck you!

9 November 2022

   410-100-010 - Another one from 410.  Note the late time this text came in.

410-100-010
Cannot remember when the last time we made a purchase at Walmart.  Heck when was the last time were at Walmart?  Fuck you!

10 November 2022
 310-993-0361  Beverly Hills, CA - Oh, good old Beverly Hills numbers.  We can always count on Beverly Hills numbers being telemarketers

310-993-0361
Typical robo voicemail, like many other before...and many to come.  Fuck you!

24 November 2022
   908-628-1441  New Jersey - Well, this seems random on a Thanksgiving morning

908-628-1441
What should be do with all this information?  Send a dick pic?  Fuck you!

25 November2022
  +86 (21) 7391 2629 Shanghai, China - What do you make of this?  There was a message left, sounded like a recording.  It was also in Chinese, obviously.  Again, no reason for anyone in Shanghai to be contacting us.  Also, at the time of call, it would be about 1:00AM in Shanghai.  We are just going to file this under telemarketer.  Fuck you!

28 November 2022
  800-459-4724  - Well, we have the phone labeling this as a Telemarketer...and Call Protect flagging this as the same.  A message was left and three words...Publisher's Clearing House.  Two more words...Fuck you!

29 November 2022
  808-215-6628  Lania City, Hawaii - Aloha to you, as well

808-215-6628 
Spoiler alert:  We are not in Hawaii.  Mahalo and fuck you!

  206-210-9718  Seattle, WA - Pretty crazy that the Kraken are at the top of the NHL right not.  This call has nothing to do with it.  Fuck you!

30 November 2022
  626-565-4472  Alhambra, CA - Search results come up with nothing useful.  Could be a butt dial, most likely telemarketer.  Fuck you!

 
appyply-verifymailidslfsx111-9057.scrmailapps@sendumantamu.biz - Uh, this email address looks a little suspect.

appyply-verifymailidslfsx111-9057.scrmailapps@sendumantamu.biz

Yeah, this looks totally legit.  Fuck you!

03 October 2022

FUCK YOU, STOP CALLING ME - October 2022

Fall is upon us, Halloween decorations are up...and the phone calls are coming within the house.

3 October 2022
  213-861-2957  Los Angeles, CA - First Monday of the month and we get our first call.  You know the drill.  Labeled as Spam Risk and intercepted by Call Protect.  Same old shit. Fuck you!

4 October 2022
   510-758-4542  El Sobrante, CA - We looked this number up.  As we suspected, this is a spoofed number...although, it could be a wrong number.  Highly doubtful. Fuck you!

11 October 2022
  410 200 505 -  These are some of our favourite texts.  So damn obvious, it borders hysterical.

410-200-505
Fuck you!

  978-775-6393  Andover, MA - Andover...like "he is flying over New York and over Massachusetts".  

Yeah, they left a robomessage, so that is your first red flag. Message regarding some prescription medication.  While we should probably be on something, we currently have no open prescriptions at any pharmacy. 

Anyway, we looked up this number and it comes back as a scam with various topics.  So, there you go.  Fuck you!

12 October 2022
  725-210-3185 - This message.  Why does every word start with a capital?  Is this a title of a book or movie?  

725-210-3185

Instead of texting back "PICK", what if we replied with a dick pic? Fuck you!

  410-100-007 -   We have already gone over the  "410 area code" and these six-digit phone numbers.  The "reach us at" number traces back to Florida.  The number is also flagged on various sites as a known scam number.  This message is typical of scams.  

410-100-007
Your typical red flags are grammar and spelling.  Fuck you!

  410-100-008 - So, we just moving up one number at a time with this scam?

410-100-008

Fuck you!

16 October 2022
  571-408-9154  Arlington, VA - This is interesting.  Remember those robomessages a while back?  Yeah, okay...we get them all the time.  We are talking about the ones in various foreign languages.  Well, now we have multi-lingual texts.

571-408-9154

We do not know any 'friends' in Virginia.  This, like many of texts like this came out of nowhere.  It is customary to introduce yourself in a new correspondence, like a "Hey Dean, this is Frank..."

Nope, these guys dive right in with no intro and expects us to 'hang out with them'.  Who is the robo-friend? Also, quite arrogant of you to assume that we can decipher your message.  If we are unable to understand your voicemails, what makes you think we can read this message.


Fuck you!

23 October 2022
 410-200-506 - Yeah, another one of those 410 numbers...you know, the ones with only 9-digits instead of the legit 10-digit number.

410-200-506

Whoa, hold up.  Did you say $100 at CVS?  How long is that receipt for $100 worth of items?  Fuck you!

27 October 2022
  410-100-009 - At least they make it easy with the 410 area code.  We can ignore these texts.

410-100-009
  
Wait, did you say "Oprah Secrets"...well shit, sign us up.  Fuck you!

01 September 2022

FUCK YOU, STOP CALLING ME - September 2022

 We did not realise it was a new month. We jump back in right where we left off last month.  Nothing new, same old shit.

1 September 2022

  800-225-6937 - This is the seventh call from a 800-225-XXXX, all with different suffixes. 

800-225-6937
Yep, same damn message. Fuck you!

5 September 2022

  800-225-6038 - Eight calls in and all from a different number.

800-225-6038

They cannot possibly have 0000-9999...can they?  We will soon find out.  Fuck you!

7 September 2022
  575-383-9234  Raton, NM - Call Protect, bitch!  Fuck you!

8 September 2022
  469-717-1209  Josephine, TX - We kind of miss those 800-225 calls.  It is nice to hear back from Josephine, their first call was back in June.  Maybe call back in three months?  Fuck you!

18 September 2022
  1410200504 - Return of the sketchy texts.  Such a shitty attempt, so many things wrong with this.

1410200504

Fuck you!

19 September 2022
  310-492-9088  Beverly Hills, CA - Oh, did Beverly Hills get new numbers?  As you can see, this one got labeled as Spam Risk by the phone.  Also, nabbed by Call Protect

310-492-9088
Noticed that this call came in at 6AM.  Fuck you!

  308-222-8592  Miller, NE - Mark another for Call Protect and the phone. This is another telemarketer...but we knew that.  Fuck you!

21 September 2022
 308-222-8592  Miller, NE - Back again?  Already marked by the phone as Spam Risk and flagged by Call Protect the first time.  Nothing changes the second time.  When you call the third time, same shit.  Fuck you!

29 September 2022
  310-975-2053  Beverly Hills, CA - Pretty much every call "from" Beverly Hills gets flagged by the phone and Call Protect.  Fuck you!


01 August 2022

FUCK YOU, STOP CALLING ME - August 2022

1 August 2022

  310-261-7455  Santa Monica, CA - Starting early.  First day of the month and we get a call.  July was a relatively slow month.  Maybe the heat of the Summer is getting to these bots...maybe not.  Here we go for August.  Fuck you!


  424-888-0688 - Desperately trying to get us to respond with his bullshit

424-888-0688

Come on!  Everyone knows that the proper way to get responses is to send nudes.  Fuck you!

5 August 2022
  412-282-3870 Pittsburgh, PA - While this may seem like a possible wrong number butt text, you know we are leaning towards scamming through cold calling or cold texting.

412-282-3870
Spoiler alert:  There is no one here named Lucile.  Although, there is a nice barbeque place with the same name.  Some barbeque would be nice, but we get this shit message, instead.  

Maybe we just show up to the pool party.  Fuck you!

6 August 2022
  310-644-1707  Hawthorne, CA -  Fuck you!

8 August 2022
  310-299-4023  Beverly Hills, CA - Oh, you must be one of those telemarketers with a spoofed number. Fuck you!

10 August 2022
  310-309-6501  Santa Monica, CA - "Quirks Marketing Research" comes up in a search.  What does that tell you?  Fuck you!

  732-779-0359  Toms River, NJ - Normally, when we get a unique name like "Toms River" we go off on stupid tangents about how goofy the name is.  Like, why is it "Toms" and not "Tom's"?  Was there some clerical error in documenting the name?  How does Tom feel about this?

Luckily, we got a voicemail, so we can analyze it...but not analyze too deep, since we are really stuck on who Tom was.

732-779-0359

Spoiler Alert:  We do not have an existing account with Comcast Xfinity.  So, being qualified for 50% off is highly unlikely.  How about you give everyone 50% off telemarketing shit?  We can assure you that everyone is qualified for it.  Nice try, fuck you!

11 August 2022
  213-861-2798  Los Angeles, CA - Guess what...search results:  Robocaller Warning!  We are not surprised.  Fuck you!

  564-465-7468  Orting, WA - You know the drill.  Spam Risk and Call Protect.  Fuck you!

19 August 2022
  888-218-4631 - We go a voicemail.  This was so scammy, the phone had trouble transcribing the lies.
  
888-218-4631
Fuck you!

20 August 2022
  305-396-1118 - We got another one these "Hello" messages.  

305-369-1118

It appears this might be from a spoofed number, but we seriously want to start replying with dick pics.  Fuck you!

  937-317-1920 - Another one just over an hour later

927-317-1920
This number did not turn up any searches. Maybe it is safe to send a dick pic.  Some day on the front page, you will see the headline "Thousands of penis images are being circulated by text message as a result of telemarketing scam".  That will be us.

Fuck you!

21 August 2022
  +49 4287 693461  Heeslingen, Lower Saxony, Germany - Yes, it says "unknown" but the call came from this number, and apparently all the way from Germany. We have voicemail to make this even more questionable.

+49 4287 693461

A call from Germany is already suspect. Listening to the voicemail or reading the transcription, there are some red flags.  First, we are not expecting any "international express" From Germany.  

Second, "press one or Chinese, two for English".  Why is Chinese the first option if the message is in English?  Oh, and why is Deutsch not an option if this call is aus Deutschland kommen?  

Fuck you in all the languages!

22 August 2022
  +49 8533 056674  Germany - Same message as yesterday, different number.

+49 8533 056674
Okay, maybe one of these is legit.  But, one would think that a call with the same 'legit' message would originate from the same source (source as in number).  This is no doubt so sort o scam.  Fuck you!

  +420 723 047 442  Czechia -  Wait, what?  Another one from Czechia?  We will give you bonus points for having the 420 area code.  But you really need some 69 in there.

By the way, this was flagged by the phone as Spam Risk, and Call Protect.

+420 723 047 442

Yep, same message.  It seems that this scam/message is being used across Europe.  At least, they are linked to European numbers.  Where will the next call come from?  Will Chinese and English be the only language options?  Will there be a 'native' language option? Fuck you!

23 August 2022
  541-772-7711  Medford, OR - Telemarketer call with robo voicemail regarding spam email...

541-772-7711

Fuck you!

24 August 2022
  310-850-1632 Gardena, CA - We got you, Call Protect got you. Fuck you!

  541-772-7711  Medford, OR - Same guys from yesterday.  Same message as yesterday.  Fuck you

  615-551-5770 - They only called nine times.  

615-551-5770

Based on a quick search, this is a Fake Amazon Robocall.  Fuck you, nine times!


  +420 723 047 442  Czechia - Got another one of these.  Yep, same message.  We were hoping for a call from another European country.  Fuck you!

  573-520-3143  Russellville, MO - Well, at least this is from another country.  This is the same message as those from the European numbers.  What is going on here?

573-520-3143

This?  This is your new innovative approach to scamming people?  Come on, you guy suck big donkey dick.  Come back to us when you have something better to present.  Oh, pro tip.  Calling the same number with the same message, every few hours, is not a great plan.  Even if you switch it up by altering the origin of the number.  Fuck you!

25 August 2022
  800-225-8692 - Wow!  Okay, so they are changing things up a bit.  Going with an 800 number.  But, it is  the same damn message...at least the same part about "press one for Chinese and press two for English"  Guessing those European numbers are expensive.  Fuck you!

  800-225-2407 - Another one about two hours later.  Slight change in number...same fucking message.  For those keeping track, this should be the ninth call this month, from various numbers, regarding the same subject.  Can we make it to ten for August?  Fuck you!

26 August 2022
  800-225-0733 - We have ten!  This is the tenth call this month that left the same damn message:

800-225-0733

Something to look out for, these 800-225-XXXX numbers are just fishing.  

We still have time to reach fifteen by the end of the month.  Tune in next week for the fun.  Fuck you!

  800-225-5089 - Another one, make that eleven.  Different number, same message.  Fuck you!

27 August 2022
  800-225-6036 - We were originally aiming for ten of these calls, we well surpassed that.  Heck, we might just get ten just from these 800-225-XXXX numbers.

800-225-6036
Here we go with one on a Saturday.  Fuck you!

  800-225-8804 - Second call today from the same group.  This makes six call from our favourite group of telemarketers.  Oh yeah, Call Protect is jumping in and flagging these.  Like, yeah...after six calls, we get they feeling these are a little suspect.  Fuck you!

  646-481-1262 - Interesting, this number traces back to a Brooklyn Maid Company. Is there number being spoofed?  Cannot remember the last time we were in Brooklyn.  Their number may have been 'lifted' by telemarketers since they have it posted on their social media pacge.

646-481-1262

Should we reply with a dick pic?  Fuck you!

29 August 2022
  323-615-2456  Los Angeles, CA  -  First result that pops up...Robocaller Warning.  Fuck you!

  800-225-8882 - Oh, of course... these mother fuckers!  That makes it seven from these numbers.  Three more to go before the end of the month. Fuck you!