It sure had been a while. Well, not really. I have been on holiday and had my phone turned off for most of December. You know, too cheap to pay for roaming charges. So, there is no telling how many times the telemarketers have tried to contact me. But here we are, as the saga continues.
424-375-2327 Gardena, CA - First call of the new year. How exciting is this? I am sure this is the first of many to come this year...heck, it should be the first of many to come this month. So, fuck you!
4 January 2019
206-480-1729 Seattle, WA - Wait, Seattle? Is it the new NHL team calling me with a job offer? I could be a scout, coach, or general manager. Wait, no...it is a telemarketer. Fuck you!
8 January 2019
213-807-5417 Los Angeles, CA - Could be a legit wrong number...
213-807-5417 Los Angeles, CA - ...but they called twice in less than a minute, and did not leave a message. Sure that totally sounds like a wrong number, but we know how telerobomarketers work. So, just to be safe, fuck you!
9 January 2019
310-978-4499 Hawthorne, CA - Yeah, I am going with spoofed number on this one. Fuck you!
310-849-7770 Beverly Hills, CA - No speculation here, this definitely a spoofed number. Fuck you!
10 January 2019
310-849-9876 Beverly Hills, CA - These last three numbers have pretty cool 'last four' digits. Nice and easy to remember, so that makes it easy for me to ignore. By the way, they seem to be really poring it on thick, three days in a row with three calls. Fuck you!
11 January 2019
505-666-3675 Santa Fe, NM - Kudos to AT&T
What a lovely sight. Love it when the phone and/or provider intercepts the call. Even better, they branded the caller as telemarketer. Ha, fuck you!
15 January 2019
410-826-0092 Baltimore, MD - Holy shit, is this going to be a new thing from AT&T? I love this!
Oh...and, fuck you!
17 January 2019
310-849-2409 Beverly Hills, CA - The phone is still ringing as I type this, I wounder if I can get to the end before they...ah, shit...not fast enough. Fuck you!
310-849-2409 Beverly Hills, CA - Oh shit, they called twice in less than a minute. I should have been able to finish typing. Guess I need to work on my typing skills. Fuck you!
21 January 2019
310-849-4275 Beverly Hills, CA - Today is a holiday. But do not let that stop the telemarketers:
...calling at 7:37 in the morning. Fuck you!
510-906-2690 Alameda, CA - Three things Alameda is famous for.
- Used to be the home port of the USS Enterprise CVN-65.
- Same Naval Base was used to film Matrix Reloaded, freeway chase scene.
926-273-8032 Sacramento, CA - Third call today. At lease they are from different numbers. Even better, from three completely different regions (of California). Fuck you!
23 January 2019
310-849-2769 Beverly Hills, CA - Did you know today is National Pie Day? Obviously there is a Pi (π)
Day, March 14 (3.14), so that should also be pie day. It makes no sense that a random day in late January is pie day.
Oh, telemarketer. I totally forgot. Fuck you!