We do know why we keep doing this. There really is no point to all of this. But, here we are again, another month, another year.
1 January 2022
firstname.lastname@example.org - Wasting no time, and coming in the the first day of the year...we have this gem.
We are fascinated by these creative names for email address. Fuck you!
3 January 2022
email@example.com - We can go to our usual banter about the email address, or the mass distributions list.
But, sending this at 2:16 AM is a bit rude. Fuck you!
Maybe "Kalama 9900" is the name of the machine that generates these texts to hundreds of people. Four days in to the month and we have three of these, only taking off on a Sunday. Fuck you!
First Austin, now Houston. Surely Dallas is next. Maybe tomorrow, since this came in at almost 10PM. Who knows, we have been known to receive calls/texts at 2AM. Fuck you!