Here we go, heading into the last month of the year. Surprised it took three days into the month to get our first call. But, at least they made up for it by give us a few calls.
3 December 2021
888-889-1193 - Of course, we have no idea what this is. Interesting results from a quick search, as some of them where blocked for being suspicious. Nice work with getting an 888 number to make it look legit, at first glance. Fuck you!
804-737-2352 Sandston, VA - Who the fuck in Sandston, VA is calling? According to Wikipedia, Sandston is a 'census-designed space'. Uh, okay. Without diving any deeper, we are just going to assume that is some sort of government experiment...like the nuclear bomb testing sights. Speaking of that, how about nuking telemarketers. Fuck you!
4 December 2021
903-871-4119 Whitehouse, TX - We highly doubt a 77 year old man from Whitehouse, TX...formerly from Fontana, CA...would be calling us on a Saturday. This is a spoofed number. Fuck you!
5 December 2021
657-384-6554 Santa Ana, CA - And, we are back to this clever little scam:
Be careful out there. Good timing, good layout of text. This was very convincing...except for the link. We are not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe trick. Fuck you!
6 December 2021
973-748-7877 Bloomfield, NJ - Ugh, these random numbers are being spoofed by telemarketers. There are possibly more innocent victims to scams, from the owner of the spoofed number to the persons they are calling. That is a double fuck you...fuck you!
7 December 2021
916-222-1985 Sloughhouse, CA - Sloughhouse is just a weird name. You have back to to back "ou" sounds...wait, there is another one...and a double H. We also have a pretty easy to remember.
First we have the area code, '916'...which looks the same upside down. One could say the same about the prefix, '222'. Triplet of 2's is easy to remember. Then, you have a simple '1985'. No need to swipe left or right, here is my number, too bad this is a telemarketer. Fuck you!
8 December 2021
916-725-5044 Citrus Heights, CA - Ugh, there is an obvious citrus joke here, like "why is Citrus Heights not located in Orange County?" While it is in Sacramento County, the city of Citrus Heights is the next town over from...wait for it...Orangevale. So, we are not even that mad about this call. Oh, they left a message:
Typical robo voicemail from a robocall. Love that the phone had a little trouble transcribing the voicemail. Obviously, nothing big. I wonder if they were trying to sell us oranges. Fuck you!
9 December 2021
623-842-8082 Phoenix, AZ - Okay, we did a quick search and this is obviously a spoofed number. The interesting part is, this number has a listed origin of Surprise, AZ. How cool would it be to live in a city named Surprise?
541-205-3586 Klamath Falls, OR - Here is your Jeopardy! clue in the category Science Fiction: This is what happens when your calculations are in Klingon, and the results plummet.
Answer: What is Kla'math Falls?
10 December 2021
971-292-8445 Portland, OR - Normally, we do a quick search for the number to check if there are any record of it being a known telemarketer. But, we were more interested in verifying the body of this text:
We have our eight version of this shit. Fuck you!