03 February 2014


How long before I get a call in the month of February?  How about the first 'work' day?

3 February 2014
   310-734-1306  Beverly Hills, CA - Beverly Hills, home of the rich and famous.  Apparently, also the home of telemarketers.  Pretty fucked up to think that one can reside in such a posh neighbourhood by committing such crimes to humanity.  May you live on the streets of Beverly Hills, fuck you.

5 February 2014
  360-322-6663  Marysville, WA - Hello Marysville, it has been a month since you called.  And, a month since I ignored your call.  Hope you have been fucking off this past month.  Until next time, keep on fucking off.

6 February 2014
   407-932-5711  Kissimmee, FL - Such a cute name for a town.  Too bad your cuteness is tainted by the stench of telemarketers.  Maybe change your name to Stopcallingmmee...and fuck off.

10 February 2014
   701-771-9654  Rugby, ND - Happy Monday morning, and fuck you.  Oh, and fuck you twice for being a return caller.

11 February 2014
   407-932-5711  Kissimmee, FL - Kissimmee?  Fuckiyouu!

   310-734-1306  Beverly Hills, CA - I never liked the Beverly Hillbillies.  But, I did have a thing for Jennie Garth. Actually, I was not that much into Beverly Hills, 90210.  The plots were too complex for me.  No car chases or fighting.  Where am I going with this?  I have no idea.  Oh yeah, fuck the telemarketers.

18 February 2014
   407-933-4575  Kissimmee, FL - Smart move, Kissimmee.  Changing the number to get me to answer the phone.  You can change your number, but you are still in Kissimmee.  Here is a random thought.  There are two I's, S's, M's, and E's...but only one K.  I think there should be two K's.  Something like Kkissimmee or Kissimmeek.  What do you think?  Hey, maybe just one of each letter.  Something like Kisme.  Yeah, next time you call, change your number and your name...and fuck you.

21 February 2014
   509-381-1629  Spokane, WA - Yeah, the Northwest.  Why am I not surprised that I got a call from the fucking Northwest.  You know it is a fucking hipster on the other end, trying to sell me some shit I do not need.  Hey thanks, but if I want to spend money on unneeded things, I use eBay.  Fuck you, Spokane.

24 February 2014
   310-734-1306  Beverly Hills, CA - Fucking Beverly Hills, the world's most famous ZIP Code.  Even the luxurious areas has shit holes.  Deep in the center of said shit hole are telemarketers.  Fuck you.

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