01 December 2022


 Final stretch to the end of the year.  Everyone is trying to get their numbers in the black, and as a business of scamming people the telemarketers are hard at work.  As usual, we should make sure their work is all in vain.  Fuck these guys

1 December 2022

  509-644-3815  Loon Lake, WA - Fancy name, so we did a search for Loon Lake.  The lake and/or town of Loon Lake shows up in various parts of the United States.  California, New York, Oregon, Washington.  That is about as deep as we looked. 

Yes, of course, this is most likely your typical spoofed number.  Telemarketers tend to either target large cities like Los Angeles and New York, or small communities with less people than your suburban high school graduating class.  The Loon Lake in Washington, just north of Spokane, has a population of about 700 people.  

Fuck you!

3 December 2022

serviceacc-limitedl679-8216.currentlyinformation@appskwekw.sdertuvdz.ovh - Here we go again.  Yep, that is the address the text was from.  Bright and early on a Saturday morning.


There many red flags being raised in this text.  Fuck you!

netflx-membership.update.-3227030@hirakarazenbu.live - How to spot a new trend.


Second text of the day, about 3.5 hours after the first one.  While the wording is a little different, it is the same message.  Note the different address of the sender and link to "resolve the issue".  Fuck you!

support-mms-netflixmembership-ll151-1095@uiydcoudrvo.eu - Less than 30 minutes later...make that three texts with the same message


Well, how many of these are we going to get? This may have worked if you fuck nuggets sent maybe one at a time and space it out.  But, three attempts to scam someone in less than four hours?  Fuck you!

netflx-membership.update.-3701836@hirakarazenbu.live - So, we getting one of these every hour?


This makes it four. See you in about an hour.  Fuck you!

unsubscribe-renewalupdate-support-netflix-ll267-7016@uiydcoudrvo.eu  - That makes five!


Is this some sort of ad campaign?  Maybe we should consider subscribing to Netflix.  Fuck you!

4 December 2022
  mms-netflixmembership-ll779-1186-support@appskwekw.sdertuvdz.ovh - Sunday morning, here we go, first one of the day


Guys, you really need to shorten the email addresses and links.  They look a little fake.  Fuck you!
  csupport-unsubscribe-renewals-netflix-ll761-9201@akunkamukenabendsa.health - Second of the day.  Seventh, overall


Bombarding one with these types of messages is the wrong approach.  For one, you need to send from a more legitimate looking address.  Come on, it looks like a file directory.  You would need 2-3 business cards to fit that long ass address.  Stay tuned, next tips will come with next text. Fuck you!

  membership-update-support-netflix-ll171-6121@susahbenerpays.info - Three for the day


Here is another tip.  Keep it consistent.  Not only should you use a shorter, email address, it should be the same...or at least look the same...every time. This is the eighth text and the addresses are all over the place.  Fuck you!

  netflx-membership.update.-5356077@nahginikanbisa.live - We got four.  One more and we match yesterday's total.  So far, nine phishing texts over two days.  While this one is a little different, they have all been "from Netflix", regarding account/subscription payment.


Pro tip: When using the name of the company your are pretending to be, try to spell it correctly.  Fuck you!

5 December 2022
  626-565-3642  Alhambra, CA - A la Jeff Foxworthy - If we look you up your number and it appears on lookup.robokiller.com you might be a telemarketer.  Fuck you!

  membership-netfilx-com-auth-mailer-158-9187.tlds@ops-mms.rsvp - Oh great, now our subscription is canceled 


Check your grammar and spelling.  Fuck you!

05 November 2022


 Been a while since our last call. Maybe those assholes at "Telemarketer International" are winding down from their Halloween buzz.  Or, perhaps the bots over there are cashing in their vacation time and chilling on the beaches of the Caribbean.

4 November 2022

  650-305-9328  Los Altos, CA  - Yeah, we looked this one up.  Based on search results, we can confirm that we have no business with the owner of this number.  Plus, it would be very inconvenient to do business with this establishment, given the our respected locations.

We have another spoofed number, typical.  Fuck you!

6 November 2022


Yeah, that is the address this text came from.  Come on, you can do better than that with a google address.


Do we really need to get into how fake this shit is?  Fuck you! 

7 November 2022

  661-469-3196  Buttonwillow, CA - Buttonwillow is one of those 'middle of nowhere' places.  Yeah, they have stuff like people...population of less than 1400.  

Oh, and they have a famous racetrack.  So, how about you race on over to Buttonwillow and fuck off.

8 November 2022
  reminderslastactions.acxsdj7rglvknt-02932993931@pqiyweuvgxoua.org - Yep, that is the email address that this text cam from.


We are going take a wild guess and stay that this is scam.  That fucking email address.  Is their IT department a bunch of cats just walking on keyboards?  Fuck you!

9 November 2022

   410-100-010 - Another one from 410.  Note the late time this text came in.

Cannot remember when the last time we made a purchase at Walmart.  Heck when was the last time were at Walmart?  Fuck you!

10 November 2022
 310-993-0361  Beverly Hills, CA - Oh, good old Beverly Hills numbers.  We can always count on Beverly Hills numbers being telemarketers

Typical robo voicemail, like many other before...and many to come.  Fuck you!

24 November 2022
   908-628-1441  New Jersey - Well, this seems random on a Thanksgiving morning

What should be do with all this information?  Send a dick pic?  Fuck you!

25 November2022
  +86 (21) 7391 2629 Shanghai, China - What do you make of this?  There was a message left, sounded like a recording.  It was also in Chinese, obviously.  Again, no reason for anyone in Shanghai to be contacting us.  Also, at the time of call, it would be about 1:00AM in Shanghai.  We are just going to file this under telemarketer.  Fuck you!

28 November 2022
  800-459-4724  - Well, we have the phone labeling this as a Telemarketer...and Call Protect flagging this as the same.  A message was left and three words...Publisher's Clearing House.  Two more words...Fuck you!

29 November 2022
  808-215-6628  Lania City, Hawaii - Aloha to you, as well

Spoiler alert:  We are not in Hawaii.  Mahalo and fuck you!

  206-210-9718  Seattle, WA - Pretty crazy that the Kraken are at the top of the NHL right not.  This call has nothing to do with it.  Fuck you!

30 November 2022
  626-565-4472  Alhambra, CA - Search results come up with nothing useful.  Could be a butt dial, most likely telemarketer.  Fuck you!

appyply-verifymailidslfsx111-9057.scrmailapps@sendumantamu.biz - Uh, this email address looks a little suspect.


Yeah, this looks totally legit.  Fuck you!

03 October 2022


Fall is upon us, Halloween decorations are up...and the phone calls are coming within the house.

3 October 2022
  213-861-2957  Los Angeles, CA - First Monday of the month and we get our first call.  You know the drill.  Labeled as Spam Risk and intercepted by Call Protect.  Same old shit. Fuck you!

4 October 2022
   510-758-4542  El Sobrante, CA - We looked this number up.  As we suspected, this is a spoofed number...although, it could be a wrong number.  Highly doubtful. Fuck you!

11 October 2022
  410 200 505 -  These are some of our favourite texts.  So damn obvious, it borders hysterical.

Fuck you!

  978-775-6393  Andover, MA - Andover...like "he is flying over New York and over Massachusetts".  

Yeah, they left a robomessage, so that is your first red flag. Message regarding some prescription medication.  While we should probably be on something, we currently have no open prescriptions at any pharmacy. 

Anyway, we looked up this number and it comes back as a scam with various topics.  So, there you go.  Fuck you!

12 October 2022
  725-210-3185 - This message.  Why does every word start with a capital?  Is this a title of a book or movie?  


Instead of texting back "PICK", what if we replied with a dick pic? Fuck you!

  410-100-007 -   We have already gone over the  "410 area code" and these six-digit phone numbers.  The "reach us at" number traces back to Florida.  The number is also flagged on various sites as a known scam number.  This message is typical of scams.  

Your typical red flags are grammar and spelling.  Fuck you!

  410-100-008 - So, we just moving up one number at a time with this scam?


Fuck you!

16 October 2022
  571-408-9154  Arlington, VA - This is interesting.  Remember those robomessages a while back?  Yeah, okay...we get them all the time.  We are talking about the ones in various foreign languages.  Well, now we have multi-lingual texts.


We do not know any 'friends' in Virginia.  This, like many of texts like this came out of nowhere.  It is customary to introduce yourself in a new correspondence, like a "Hey Dean, this is Frank..."

Nope, these guys dive right in with no intro and expects us to 'hang out with them'.  Who is the robo-friend? Also, quite arrogant of you to assume that we can decipher your message.  If we are unable to understand your voicemails, what makes you think we can read this message.

Fuck you!

23 October 2022
 410-200-506 - Yeah, another one of those 410 numbers...you know, the ones with only 9-digits instead of the legit 10-digit number.


Whoa, hold up.  Did you say $100 at CVS?  How long is that receipt for $100 worth of items?  Fuck you!

27 October 2022
  410-100-009 - At least they make it easy with the 410 area code.  We can ignore these texts.

Wait, did you say "Oprah Secrets"...well shit, sign us up.  Fuck you!

01 September 2022

FUCK YOU, STOP CALLING ME - September 2022

 We did not realise it was a new month. We jump back in right where we left off last month.  Nothing new, same old shit.

1 September 2022

  800-225-6937 - This is the seventh call from a 800-225-XXXX, all with different suffixes. 

Yep, same damn message. Fuck you!

5 September 2022

  800-225-6038 - Eight calls in and all from a different number.


They cannot possibly have 0000-9999...can they?  We will soon find out.  Fuck you!

7 September 2022
  575-383-9234  Raton, NM - Call Protect, bitch!  Fuck you!

8 September 2022
  469-717-1209  Josephine, TX - We kind of miss those 800-225 calls.  It is nice to hear back from Josephine, their first call was back in June.  Maybe call back in three months?  Fuck you!

18 September 2022
  1410200504 - Return of the sketchy texts.  Such a shitty attempt, so many things wrong with this.


Fuck you!

19 September 2022
  310-492-9088  Beverly Hills, CA - Oh, did Beverly Hills get new numbers?  As you can see, this one got labeled as Spam Risk by the phone.  Also, nabbed by Call Protect

Noticed that this call came in at 6AM.  Fuck you!

  308-222-8592  Miller, NE - Mark another for Call Protect and the phone. This is another telemarketer...but we knew that.  Fuck you!

21 September 2022
 308-222-8592  Miller, NE - Back again?  Already marked by the phone as Spam Risk and flagged by Call Protect the first time.  Nothing changes the second time.  When you call the third time, same shit.  Fuck you!

29 September 2022
  310-975-2053  Beverly Hills, CA - Pretty much every call "from" Beverly Hills gets flagged by the phone and Call Protect.  Fuck you!

01 August 2022


1 August 2022

  310-261-7455  Santa Monica, CA - Starting early.  First day of the month and we get a call.  July was a relatively slow month.  Maybe the heat of the Summer is getting to these bots...maybe not.  Here we go for August.  Fuck you!

  424-888-0688 - Desperately trying to get us to respond with his bullshit


Come on!  Everyone knows that the proper way to get responses is to send nudes.  Fuck you!

5 August 2022
  412-282-3870 Pittsburgh, PA - While this may seem like a possible wrong number butt text, you know we are leaning towards scamming through cold calling or cold texting.

Spoiler alert:  There is no one here named Lucile.  Although, there is a nice barbeque place with the same name.  Some barbeque would be nice, but we get this shit message, instead.  

Maybe we just show up to the pool party.  Fuck you!

6 August 2022
  310-644-1707  Hawthorne, CA -  Fuck you!

8 August 2022
  310-299-4023  Beverly Hills, CA - Oh, you must be one of those telemarketers with a spoofed number. Fuck you!

10 August 2022
  310-309-6501  Santa Monica, CA - "Quirks Marketing Research" comes up in a search.  What does that tell you?  Fuck you!

  732-779-0359  Toms River, NJ - Normally, when we get a unique name like "Toms River" we go off on stupid tangents about how goofy the name is.  Like, why is it "Toms" and not "Tom's"?  Was there some clerical error in documenting the name?  How does Tom feel about this?

Luckily, we got a voicemail, so we can analyze it...but not analyze too deep, since we are really stuck on who Tom was.


Spoiler Alert:  We do not have an existing account with Comcast Xfinity.  So, being qualified for 50% off is highly unlikely.  How about you give everyone 50% off telemarketing shit?  We can assure you that everyone is qualified for it.  Nice try, fuck you!

11 August 2022
  213-861-2798  Los Angeles, CA - Guess what...search results:  Robocaller Warning!  We are not surprised.  Fuck you!

  564-465-7468  Orting, WA - You know the drill.  Spam Risk and Call Protect.  Fuck you!

19 August 2022
  888-218-4631 - We go a voicemail.  This was so scammy, the phone had trouble transcribing the lies.
Fuck you!

20 August 2022
  305-396-1118 - We got another one these "Hello" messages.  


It appears this might be from a spoofed number, but we seriously want to start replying with dick pics.  Fuck you!

  937-317-1920 - Another one just over an hour later

This number did not turn up any searches. Maybe it is safe to send a dick pic.  Some day on the front page, you will see the headline "Thousands of penis images are being circulated by text message as a result of telemarketing scam".  That will be us.

Fuck you!

21 August 2022
  +49 4287 693461  Heeslingen, Lower Saxony, Germany - Yes, it says "unknown" but the call came from this number, and apparently all the way from Germany. We have voicemail to make this even more questionable.

+49 4287 693461

A call from Germany is already suspect. Listening to the voicemail or reading the transcription, there are some red flags.  First, we are not expecting any "international express" From Germany.  

Second, "press one or Chinese, two for English".  Why is Chinese the first option if the message is in English?  Oh, and why is Deutsch not an option if this call is aus Deutschland kommen?  

Fuck you in all the languages!

22 August 2022
  +49 8533 056674  Germany - Same message as yesterday, different number.

+49 8533 056674
Okay, maybe one of these is legit.  But, one would think that a call with the same 'legit' message would originate from the same source (source as in number).  This is no doubt so sort o scam.  Fuck you!

  +420 723 047 442  Czechia -  Wait, what?  Another one from Czechia?  We will give you bonus points for having the 420 area code.  But you really need some 69 in there.

By the way, this was flagged by the phone as Spam Risk, and Call Protect.

+420 723 047 442

Yep, same message.  It seems that this scam/message is being used across Europe.  At least, they are linked to European numbers.  Where will the next call come from?  Will Chinese and English be the only language options?  Will there be a 'native' language option? Fuck you!

23 August 2022
  541-772-7711  Medford, OR - Telemarketer call with robo voicemail regarding spam email...


Fuck you!

24 August 2022
  310-850-1632 Gardena, CA - We got you, Call Protect got you. Fuck you!

  541-772-7711  Medford, OR - Same guys from yesterday.  Same message as yesterday.  Fuck you

  615-551-5770 - They only called nine times.  


Based on a quick search, this is a Fake Amazon Robocall.  Fuck you, nine times!

  +420 723 047 442  Czechia - Got another one of these.  Yep, same message.  We were hoping for a call from another European country.  Fuck you!

  573-520-3143  Russellville, MO - Well, at least this is from another country.  This is the same message as those from the European numbers.  What is going on here?


This?  This is your new innovative approach to scamming people?  Come on, you guy suck big donkey dick.  Come back to us when you have something better to present.  Oh, pro tip.  Calling the same number with the same message, every few hours, is not a great plan.  Even if you switch it up by altering the origin of the number.  Fuck you!

25 August 2022
  800-225-8692 - Wow!  Okay, so they are changing things up a bit.  Going with an 800 number.  But, it is  the same damn message...at least the same part about "press one for Chinese and press two for English"  Guessing those European numbers are expensive.  Fuck you!

  800-225-2407 - Another one about two hours later.  Slight change in number...same fucking message.  For those keeping track, this should be the ninth call this month, from various numbers, regarding the same subject.  Can we make it to ten for August?  Fuck you!

26 August 2022
  800-225-0733 - We have ten!  This is the tenth call this month that left the same damn message:


Something to look out for, these 800-225-XXXX numbers are just fishing.  

We still have time to reach fifteen by the end of the month.  Tune in next week for the fun.  Fuck you!

  800-225-5089 - Another one, make that eleven.  Different number, same message.  Fuck you!

27 August 2022
  800-225-6036 - We were originally aiming for ten of these calls, we well surpassed that.  Heck, we might just get ten just from these 800-225-XXXX numbers.

Here we go with one on a Saturday.  Fuck you!

  800-225-8804 - Second call today from the same group.  This makes six call from our favourite group of telemarketers.  Oh yeah, Call Protect is jumping in and flagging these.  Like, yeah...after six calls, we get they feeling these are a little suspect.  Fuck you!

  646-481-1262 - Interesting, this number traces back to a Brooklyn Maid Company. Is there number being spoofed?  Cannot remember the last time we were in Brooklyn.  Their number may have been 'lifted' by telemarketers since they have it posted on their social media pacge.


Should we reply with a dick pic?  Fuck you!

29 August 2022
  323-615-2456  Los Angeles, CA  -  First result that pops up...Robocaller Warning.  Fuck you!

  800-225-8882 - Oh, of course... these mother fuckers!  That makes it seven from these numbers.  Three more to go before the end of the month. Fuck you!

16 July 2022


 Something a little different.  Forget death and taxes as the two certain things.  In this day and age, spam and telemarketing calls are all the rage. 

We just spent a few a few hours going through our Junk Mail folder and unsubscribed to many of those random advertisements.  As they are coming in, we would unsubscribe, going through hundreds of spam emails.  Slow day at work.  Of course this is just an experiment, just like that Do Not Call List, that does not really work.  After a few...well two...we noticed that most of the spam comes from a few sources.  

By clicking 'unsubscribe' in the email, most of them take you to this link.  Very generic, very easy. 

Of course, by entering an email, we probably subscribed to a bunch of other junk mailing list.  Anyway, the next screen is what we found interesting.

Translation to what they are really saying.  "Your email address was sold and we acquired it.  While you may have unsubscribed to this advertisement, you have been put on many others.  If there is an issue, here is ridiculously long email address that you can write to.  Good luck with that."

Very doubtful that this will work.

While this is the generic version.  Some more specific version will have their company name on the top of the page.  Same format, enter address.  But the proceeding screen will have a disclaimer saying that it may take 48-72 hours to finish the process.  Some even say "allow up to 10 days to remove".

What?  That is fucking bullshit.  Some of the confirmation pages give you bullshit like "allow 3 business days".  Uh, we are receiving this shit on the weekend.  For spamming and telemarketing, everyday is a business day.  We live in a world that is instant.  How many times have you ordered something from a new site and immediately get put on a mailing list?  You get three emails once your transaction is complete.  Welcome to, Order Number, Save 15%.  That 'Save 15%' is your confirmation that you are on their mailing list. Instant!

Fuck you!

04 July 2022


We had a nice little break since our last call, a good three days of peace and quite.  It seemed like the telemarketers were taking the holiday weekend to celebrate Canada Day.  But, here were are on Independence Day with our first call of the month

4 July 2022

  +48 22 613 51 33  Warsaw, Masovian, Poland - Wow, this is truly an international event. This number tracks to a driving school in Warsaw that is 'temporarily closed'.  No doubt gone of  business due to global pandemic. 

Using numbers from out of service businesses to conduct telemarketing activities. Fuck you!

  310-849-4456  Beverly Hills, CA - ...and we are back to using the Beverly Hills numbers, again.  Fuck you!

  310-849-9589  Beverly Hills, CA - Here we go.  This is going to a the month packed of calls from Beverly Hills.  Fuck you!

5 July 2022

  213-547-4696 - Oh, this is the good stuff.  This is the rare occasion when they come up with something new to try to hook you in.  Be careful out there.  Check out this text:


We have some things that stand out, and we consider questionable.  Too many questionable things.

- What is "B zero A"?  This is not an "O", that is a zero.

- Aaron G?  No last name?  

- $551.5?  The proper way is to write it out, like this:  $551.50

- That IP address looks like it is somewhere in the Netherlands.  How many people in Netherlands are named Aaron?

- Of course, we checked that number.  It does not exist.  One would thing that a helpline would pop up on any search.  Also, proper formatting of a phone number calls for a hyphen between the "1" and "area code".

Oh, and call back number (helpline) does not match text origin number.  Fuck you!

7 July 2022

  +48 22 613 51 33  Warsaw, Masovian, Poland - Wait, is someone from Poland really trying to reach us?  We got this under "Silenced Call" and flagged by Call Protect as a Spam Risk, so we are leaning towards not.  Fuck you!

8 July 2022

  424-217-3283  Los Angeles, CA - Well, at least this was not a call from Poland.  Fuck you!

14 July 2022

  631-714-7163  Patchogue, NY - How does one respond to this?


It is situations like this when we want to reply with a dick pic.  Fuck you!

15 July 2022

  ujxxby@outlook.com - As the kid's say these days, "this looks a bit sus".


Is it even possible to order items without filling out a a shipping address?  This message came via text.  One would think that proper communications channels is via email.  Fuck you!

18 July 2022

  619-263-4888  San Diego, CA - Is this week San Diego Comic Con?  Why would anyone in San Diego be calling us?  Fuck you!

20 July 2022

  323-647-4566  Los Angeles, CA - Typical cold call.  Although they tried to leave a message, nothing came through.  Obviously, a robocall.  Fuck you!

26 July 2022

  310-897-2727  Gardena, CA - Initial search comes up with two results.  All signs point to this being a spoofed number.  Fuck you!

27 July 2022

  +49 69 0224 7697  Germany - We are a little rusty on our Deutsch, but was excited to see that there was a voice message.  Then disappointment, as the message was choppy.  Perhaps they were calling from a pay phone in Frankfurt.  

Also, from what we can hear, it did not sound German. Just sounded like English, "press one for..." auf Deutsch, bitte!  Darn, would have been nice to hear that this international call was all about.  Fick dich!