Oh, here we go. Coming in hot from last month, or yesterday, we just got our first call.
1 July 2021
310-504-8578 Redondo Beach, CA - Again with the 310-504-XXXX. We have long figured out that these were telemarketer/scam calls. But, we now have confirmation from the phone and Call Protect
So, be on the look out for these 'new' batch of numbers. We have received a few, only about 9,995 numbers left to block. Fuck you!
978-775-6393 Andover, MA - This is the same call we got a few days ago. Same message, left by automated system, with call back numbers not matching.
And, what in the blue hell is "Express Scripts"? We were hoping that Hollywood was calling regarding our submitted treatment to a sequel of a very popular movie franchise. But no, something about pharmacy. So, a drug deal? Fuck you!
5 July 2021
619-411-6541 San Diego, CA - This one is easy. While they left a message, the long outgoing message only allowed the last four words of their long winded, pre-recorded message.
Sounds cryptic. Obviously, this is a robo call with a robo message. A human would have waited until my long outgoing message was finished before going on with their sales pitch. Robos are not that smart, yet. So, fuck you!
6 July 2021
Normally, we are just hanging out, just waiting for calls to come in, like a desperate teen waiting to be asked to prom. Today, we were out and about...perhaps hunting telemarketers. Anyway, during our excursion, we got three calls. Oh, we wish we were around, not to receive the calls, but just give 'live' updates to this blog.
310-849-3622 Beverly Hills, CA - So we are back to those Beverly Hills numbers. Perhaps there are more numbers left to block. Fuck you!
310-849-3266 Beverly Hills, CA - They thought this number was so good, they used it twice to call us, about a minute later. As if! Oh, was the first one a mistake, perhaps not a telemarketer? Then, the second one would be legit, right? No way someone would dial the wrong number twice...this must be a 'real' call. Nah! Of course it is a telemarketer/scam call. Fuck you!
310-504-8517 Redondo Beach, CA - Okay, we are back to the Redondo Beach numbers, now? First two tries with one number did not work for you, so trying again with a 'new' number. We get it. Fuck you!
|6 July 2021|
But, we do gotta hand it to you on the 'fun' number, as it rolls of the tongue nicely. Imagine meeting someone at a bar and throwing out this number. Five one oh, eight five one, eight eight five one. You know you are hooking up with a number like that. Hey babe, here is my number. Then they reply, fuck you!
8 July 2021
424-255-3949 Hawthorne, CA - Is this a telemarketer or a scam. Eh, could be. This might even be a wrong number, but we are leaning towards typical cold calling...which is an early form of telemarketing. Here is a long-winded message Mike Taylor left.
Who is Mike Taylor? We have no idea. We have no business with him nor have we had previous conversations about whatever he is talking about. We kinda tuned out after the first 10-15 seconds.
Also, what is this practice of calling from one number, then leaving a message to call you back at another number? Scam? Wrong number? Telemarketing? Cold call...and fuck you!
11 July 2021
firstname.lastname@example.org - Oh, these email texts are coming in hot! This one coming in at 1:00AM! Who the fuck is up at that hour emailing/texting people? We know this is not a booty call, or is it?
The list of numbers basically started with XXX-XXX-X101, and went up sequentially to XXX-XXX-X119. That would be the twenty numbers. But, there is a 'hidden' list of sequential numbers up until it at least to our number, most likely well beyond.
So, thousands may have received this and many other of these kinds of texts.And, what really was this about? Looks like a cat walked on the keyboard. Is that some link to a scam site? Promo code for some insomnia medication? Launch codes for some secret telemarketer mission? Perhaps a reminder that there are free Slurpee's at 7-11, today.
Since there is no direct 'click on link to get scammed', we can speculate that replying with 'remove me from this listing' will get your number on many telemarketer/scam lists.
Again, gotta hand it to the creators of these accounts, love the name. Maybe we will send them a dick pic, or goatse. Fuck you!
12 July 2021
310-504-8306 Redondo Beach, CA - Going back to the old 504. Okay. But still, fuck you!
14 July 2021
email@example.com - Same old routine as above. But, this time we may get lucky
Look at this message and tell us this does not get you hard. Yeah, we are totally in, along with twenty other...wait, as we last time, this message went out to way more people than that. Heck, it may even got back to other telemarketers/scammers. Imagine that. Fuck you!
15 July 2021
615-307-5615 Clarksville, TN - Wait, Clarksville? As in that Monkee's song, Last Train to Clarksville? Oh, that brings back memories of watching The Monkees and singing along to those catchy tunes. I never knew were Clarksville was until this call. But still, fuck you!
16 July 2021
310-504-9087 Redondo Beach, CA - We got some Call Protect action, in addition to being labeled "Spam Risk" by the phone. Not once...
310-504-6788 Redondo Beach, CA - ...but twice! Using two slightly different numbers. These numbers from Redondo Beach have been coming in that last few months, almost replacing those Beverly Hills numbers. Fuck you...and fuck you, again!
18 July 2021
firstname.lastname@example.org - What kind of message is this? First, we get a cold call...or cold text...or is it cold email? Anyway, it just says "Hi" and very questionable link. This is not how you get someone to randomly click on that link. At least give a little detail with poor grammar and misspelled words.
Maybe we do need to set up a fake email address, like 'russell' here, and just start sending these emailmarketers dick pics.
Also, this came in at 2:38AM. Fuck you!
So, who knows. Are we going international with telemarketers? Outsourcing? Probably. Fuck you! Definitely!
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