Ah, April Fool's Day. Perfect day for telemarketers.
1 April 2021
315-775-2689 Watertown, NY - During the Winter, does Watertown become Icetown? Fuck you!
firstname.lastname@example.org - Okay, clever name for an email address. One does not even need to click on the link to know what this scam is about.
7 April 2021
email@example.com - Another 20 person mass email. This one coming in at 6:08 in the morning.
Remember back in the day one could only get a Gmail account by invitation only? This when back when it was new and you really had to know someone to get a Gmail, as there was only like 5-10 accounts that one could give out.
firstname.lastname@example.org - Coming at'cha at 7:39
13 April 2021
913-956-8027 Kansas City, MO - Suck a relief when we just get a regular text to text scam
Wait, is this targeted marketing? Bitch, you saying I am fat? Okay, I may have put on some 'pandemic pounds', but do I need to drop almost 50 pounds? Well, would be nice to be thin and sexy. Maybe then the captain of the football team will ask me to the dance. Wait, fuck you!
14 April 2021
No Caller ID - What the fuck? We are sure there is a way to track where/who called but, we are lazy. Fuck you!
20 April 2021
email@example.com - Okay, you got me. I might click on the ad.
I wonder how many of the 20 people sent will click. Uh, fuck you?
415-296-1330 San Francisco, CA - Oh yay, they left a message. We have ourselves an auto warranty scam. Notice the message wants me to 'press five now or press nine'. Obviously, having a long and annoying outgoing message pays off. It also weeds out scams like this.
Oh, "renew my auto warranty" you say? Well, technically, the warranty on my auto is way overdue for renewal. Fuck you!
26 April 2021
310-836-7770 Culver City, CA - We highly doubt that Antico Floor Products would be calling us out of the blue. We are not in the position to have any flooring work done and for sure, we have nothing to offer them. Could be a wrong number and very possible that they had their number spoofed by telemarketers...and fuck you!
415-885-3535 San Francisco, CA - With this call, the call above leans more towards a spoofed telemarketer call. Looks like the San Francisco calls are handling 'auto warranty renewals'.
27 April 2021
302-838-3744 Delaware City, DE - There is a Delaware City in Delaware? So back in the day, you just name a city after a state? New York City, Kansas City, Fuck You City!
512-704-2040 Austin, TX - Austin? Is Joe Rogan calling us, now? Fuck you!
30 April 2021
310-468-6195 Torrance, CA - Last call of the month? Well, there is still a little time. Come on, get your calls in. Fuck you!