01 July 2015


Happy Canada Day!  First of the month, signings and trades are happening around the NHL.  Players, Agents, and General Managers are getting phone calls from across North America.

1 July 2015
   323-306-4417 Los Angeles, CA - Well shit, I got a call.  Have I been traded to a different team?  Nope, it is a fucking telemarketer.  A quick Google search tells me that a call from this number is an IRS scammer, a computerized voice claiming to be an IRS officer, and that there is a pending lawsuit. Selling shit is one thing, but I am pretty sure there are additional laws against impersonating a government official.  I hope the IRS tracks down these fucking telemarketers and shuts them down.  Fuck you!

3 July 2015
   567-242-5595  Lima, OH - Oh, this is good.  Another robot leaving a message similar, if not the same, as the number above.  Something about 'fraud' and needing to 'take care of it before it goes to Federal Claims Courthouse"...or it could lead to 'arrest'.  And I am supposed to call a number immediately.  Do you really think if I call on this day, 3 July...the day before a National Holiday, that I can sort this out with a government agency?  You cannot get shit done with the government on a regular day, come on.  Oh, the number, I looked that up. too.

The number 312-940-6951 also registers as a scam/fraud.  Mostly about IRS and tax scams.  Same as the other numbers earlier.  What the fuck is this?  Happy Birthday, America...we declared independence from England's taxes in order to get scammed by robots.  Shove this firecracker up your ass and fuck off! 

8 July 2015
   213-674-4949  Los Angeles, CA - Holy shit!  This is another robot claiming to be from the IRS and/or Department of Treasury, regarding 'tax fraud' and 'prison'.  You know the routine by now.  That is three calls this months regarding the same thing.  Although, one would think that they would just call from one number, and use an actual person to communicate these claims.  I hope you go to prison for impersonating a government agent and whilst there, you get gently fucked in the ass.

  323-621-5286  Los Angeles, CA - Two calls in one day.  Have not had that happen in a while.  Did a little Google search, and this is just a garden variety telemarketer call.  There was no real message left.  I should mention that the above 'messages' are really just the robot going through the motions and the recorder just picked up the last few seconds of their pitch...I mean, scam.  This one, tried to 'leave a message' but was cut off, so all I heard was a fragments digital voice.  So, fuck you!

31 July 2015
   310-695-1719  Los Angeles, CA - This one is strange.  I did a Google search and this number was auto-filled.  Looks like they have called before.  But, when I did a search on here, I could no find any record of this.  My guess is, I received a call from this number, looked it up...but upon listening to the message they left, figured it was a wrong number and ignored it.  I even looked through my phone records and was unable to find the previous time a call was received.  Recent search results show that this is now a telemarketer number.  So, just to be safe...fuck you!

Well, I guess the good news is, I am no longer a fugitive of the IRS.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I just got a call from this number on my cell phone stating I would be arrested if I did not pay! WTF?! Scammers!