April showers bring May flowers. Well, April telemarketers can fuck the right off, and take the May ones with you. April opens with a string of calls from Denver, continuing their harassment from last month. I am a little worried about my friends from Oregon...well, no really. I hope they went out of business, but we all know that they will strike when I least expect it. But, here is the thing, I do expect them to call all the fucking time.
Oh, maybe since it is tax season, they got audited by the IRS. Wait, what am I thinking? No way would a government agency do anything about telemarketers...yeah, Do Not Call Registry, I am talking to you.
2 April 2012
303-249-9700 Denver, CO Denver with number three. With Astoria lagging on calls, we may have a new contender if they are able to make a run this month.
503-902-8290 Salem, OR Interesting, been about four months since I received a call from Salem. Same prefix, different extension. That was the only call from Salem. Oregon sucks big donkey balls.
4 April 2012
303-249-9700 Denver, CO If I was a scout for the telemarketer, I would keep an eye on Denver. These guys could make a big impact on the telemarketer world.
843-619-7688 SC, USA Welcome, new caller. Now, go fuck yourself!
303-249-9700 Denver, CO Are you fuckers going to go for the hat trick?
5 April 2012
303-249-9700 Denver, CO Call number six. Please proceed to fuck yourself.
9 April 2012
303-249-9700 Denver, CO This is no joke, these guys are for real. I was thinking that there would be a 'resurrection' of some sort this week from Astoria. Looks like Denver is here to stay. Well, many have tried few have succeed.
10 April 2012
303-249-9700 Denver, CO I was in Denver a few years ago. I remember it being a nice city. Oh, how things change. It seems it has now been taken over by terrorists.
14 April 2012
303-249-9700 Denver, CO Saturday morning at 9:30. What the fuck? This will be their ninth call. Barely half way into the the month and these are on quite the streak. Here is a look at the last few calls I have received.
23 April 2012
310-409-2011 Los Angeles, CA Wow, it has been over a week since I had recieved a call. Maybe they are all distracted by the NHL Playoffs. I think this is the calm before the storm. They like to make a run for it at the end of the month. As always, I am prepared to ignore all telemarketing calls.
26 April 2012
617-390-4562 MA, USA Massachusetts, specifically the Boston region. Well, I guess that Game 7 lost to Washington last night brought out the assholes.
Oh, maybe since it is tax season, they got audited by the IRS. Wait, what am I thinking? No way would a government agency do anything about telemarketers...yeah, Do Not Call Registry, I am talking to you.
2 April 2012
303-249-9700 Denver, CO Denver with number three. With Astoria lagging on calls, we may have a new contender if they are able to make a run this month.
503-902-8290 Salem, OR Interesting, been about four months since I received a call from Salem. Same prefix, different extension. That was the only call from Salem. Oregon sucks big donkey balls.
4 April 2012
303-249-9700 Denver, CO If I was a scout for the telemarketer, I would keep an eye on Denver. These guys could make a big impact on the telemarketer world.
843-619-7688 SC, USA Welcome, new caller. Now, go fuck yourself!
303-249-9700 Denver, CO Are you fuckers going to go for the hat trick?
5 April 2012
303-249-9700 Denver, CO Call number six. Please proceed to fuck yourself.
9 April 2012
303-249-9700 Denver, CO This is no joke, these guys are for real. I was thinking that there would be a 'resurrection' of some sort this week from Astoria. Looks like Denver is here to stay. Well, many have tried few have succeed.
10 April 2012
303-249-9700 Denver, CO I was in Denver a few years ago. I remember it being a nice city. Oh, how things change. It seems it has now been taken over by terrorists.
14 April 2012
303-249-9700 Denver, CO Saturday morning at 9:30. What the fuck? This will be their ninth call. Barely half way into the the month and these are on quite the streak. Here is a look at the last few calls I have received.
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310-409-2011 Los Angeles, CA Wow, it has been over a week since I had recieved a call. Maybe they are all distracted by the NHL Playoffs. I think this is the calm before the storm. They like to make a run for it at the end of the month. As always, I am prepared to ignore all telemarketing calls.
26 April 2012
617-390-4562 MA, USA Massachusetts, specifically the Boston region. Well, I guess that Game 7 lost to Washington last night brought out the assholes.
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