17 August 2013

LEGO Back to the Future Time Machine (21103)

LEGO DeLorean Time Machine (21103)
This is the LEGO set that nerds like me have been waiting for.  Through their Cussoo program, LEGO has released the DeLorean Time Machine from Back to the Future.  The set was released at this year's Comic Con in San Diego.  To no surprise, the sets were sold out within minutes.  Luck for us who did not make it, or were too lazy to head down to San Diego, the set is available at 'select retailers' and at LEGO for $34.99.

Anticipating the rate that these are selling, I ordered mine through LEGO.  These are currently sold out everywhere, typical wait is about 30 days.  You can always pay more at an online auction site or just order and wait a few weeks for delivery.

The set is pretty much what you would expect from LEGO.  Although, the prototype and other fan made Time Machines are more 'accurate', this set is great at the price point and for the general consumer.  One of the highlights is the set comes with pieces to make three versions of the Time Machine as seen in the Back to the Future Trilogy.  Notice I said "three versions" and not "all three versions".  Why?  Because there are at five versions of the Time Machine from the movies.

The three versions of the Time Machine you can build from the set
Anyway, you can build three.  Version 1 - Original from 1985, with Plutonium Chamber.  Version 2 - Upgraded from 2015, with Mr. Fusion and Hover Conversion.  Version 3 - From 1955, with Hood Box and Red Wheels (but no white wall tires).*

The set is fairly easy to build with easy to follow directions.  It is graded for 10+, but you know and I know, that if you are giving this to a kid, you end up building it yourself.  Oh, kids these days and their video games.  The build should take about an hour.  It took me about two hours, but I like to line up the "LEGO" on the studs so they face the same direction when possible.  Yes, I really do this.  I also shot the process using my GoPro camera and iPod Touch, making a stop motion gif.

 
Building the LEGO Time Machine
For each step, I would snap a photo and rotate the base the width of one LEGO stud.  You can see the piece of tape with pencil mark at the at the bottom, where my finger pops in.  There are 62 steps in the build.  The first 55 frames of the gif above shows the build, I combined some smaller steps to save time.  I did not really know how much it would rotate in the build.   Since I finished before the full 360ยบ, I showed the door open and close to finish the full rotation.  Total frame count is 97.

Marking the turntable, using a "LEGO T-Square"
Here is the interesting part.  You can see the iPod at the top of the frame.  I was just listening to it on shuffle, as I finished the build, the iPod was playing a track from the Back to the Future soundtrack.

I did not think ahead to document the process of  documenting the process.  I tore down the set before I had a change to snap a few photos.  Should have taken a before and after shot, but it is mostly there in the gif.

01 August 2013

FUCK YOU, STOP CALLING ME - August 2013

I get pretty excited when I get a call on the first day of the month.  On one hand, I fucking hate these fuckers...nothing new there.  On the other hand, I want to see if they can call me everyday for an entire month.  I will let it slide if they do not call during the weekends.  But, you know how these fuckers love to call and a Saturday morning is not going to stop them.

1 August 2013
   407-673-0587   FL, USA -  This is interesting,  I looked this number up on Google and there are no 'reports' of this being a telemarketers' number from the usual places.  Well, I am pretty sure it is one.  So, this entry might be the first 'official' report of this number being a telemarketer.  Spread the word, let everyone know that these fuckers are terrorists.

Top searches in the last 24 hours that lead you here.

Update:  In the last 24 hours, there have been 92 views of this post.  Most, if not all, from searches of the telemarketers number.  I am happy to provide you with the entertainment and, in a way, information on telemarketer numbers.  I do this for free, since my Google AdSense has been disabled.

2 August 2013
   757-414-2323  VA, USA - This is exactly what I was hoping for, two days in a row.  August is off to a great start.  I hope they keep this up...just so I have something to write about.  If only my teachers can see me now.  Hey look, I am working on my creative writing skills.  Fuck you!

6 August 2013
   479-677-8520  AR, USA - Fucking slackers,  where were you yesterday?  I give you the weekend off and you take Monday off.  Did not even call in sick?  Wait...you know what I mean.  Arkansas...what if there was a pirate on Jeopardy! and the answer was "Topeka is the capital of this state".  Then the pirate buzzes in and says, "What is Arh-Kansas?"  Would the pirate be given credit for that?  And, why is it pronounced "Arh-Kan-Saw", when you have a "Kans-Ass" located just diagonally from you?  Fuck you in the saw!

12 August 2013
  925-420-1424  'East San Francisco Bay Area' - Oh what do we have here?  Looking back on last month, we have a number from same area code and prefix, but different 'extension'.  Obviously, the Walnut Creek area is a headquarters for telemarketers.  Are they on Willow Pass Road, Pleasant Hill Drive?  Perhaps the students from Diablo Valley College are working summer jobs at this place.  Speaking of summer jobs and DVC, do you know the movie Summer School?  There is a scene where Mark Harmon wears Diablo Valley College shirt.  No kidding.

Mark Harmon sporting a Diablo Valley College shirt.
Oh, here is an idea...maybe Mark Harmon and his team at NCIS can do an episode on tracking down telemarketers.  I have said many time that telemarketers are terrorists.  I would totally watch that episode.

   925-420-1415  'East San Francisco Bay Area' - Mother fucker!  Two calls within two hours, same area code and prefix.  How many numbers do you think they have?  Fuck you!

16 August 2013
   281-386-9440  Houston, TX - Someone in Houston should find were the telemarketing office is and have them drawn an quartered.  You know, because when I think of Texas, I think of cowboys and horses.  It makes no sense, but neither does randomly calling someone on the Do Not Call Registry in hopes of me picking up the call.  Fuck you!

19 August 2013
   925-420-1423  'East San Francisco Bay Area' - Now, there are at least least four numbers from this prefix.  So, I have been watching Battlestar Galactica, both the original and the recent remake.  I see these numbers as Cylons.  I know they are out there, but not what the actual numbers are.  So far, there are four...there could be twelve.  Frak you!

26 August 2013
   918-866-7810  Sparks, OK - Looks like this the third time I  got a call from this number.  I like return callers, it lets me ignore them faster without thinking if it is a real call.  Although, it is a fun surprise when you set your phone to vibrate.  Fuck you, Sparks...okay?

30 August 2013
   616-980-2164  MI, USA - Last minute rush before the long weekend, and the end of the month.  Also, Labour Day marks the end of summer, so I guess the summer interns at the telemarketing firms are getting in those last calls.  You internship was a total waste.  Go back to school and think about how you could have had a meaningful internship at a respectable place of employment.  No one is going to hire you when they see that you worked for a telemarketing firm.  Fuck you!

Nike+ FuelBand Quick Review

FuelBand has pretty lights
The Nike+ FuelBand was released in early 2012.  After a year and a half, I finally got my hands on...uh, my wrist in one of these.  There are tons of reviews out there, most if not all, are better than what I will cover.  This will cover my first week of using this as an exercise tool.

First, a quick review of the product.  The Nike+ Fuelband is a stylish band that basically keeps track of your movement via an accelerometer.  Like a Nintendo Wii-mote, if you have played any  games on the Wii, you should be familiar with accelerometers.  The idea is, you set your goal based on 'NikeFuel'.  An average active day is about 2000 NikeFuel points.  The more you move, the more NikeFuel you earn.  It also kinda tracks calories burned and steps taken, like a pedometer. All this and it tells time.

While it is water resistant is it not waterproof.  This means you can sweat all over it and it will be fine, you can even wear it in the shower.   But, it is not made for swimming or relaxing bubble baths with champagne...nor regular baths.

Nike+ FuelBand and App for iOS.
So how well does it work?  Since movement is the key to racking up points, it helps if the activity involves a lot of moving your arms...assuming you are wearing the FuelBand on your wrist.  Those engaging in activities that concentrate on lower body movement, like cycling (see Update#2, below), will not see much gain in NikeFuel.  An activity such as tennis, where you are running and swinging your arms would yield more points.  Not an exact way of measuring, but once you have an idea of a typical workout/activity, you can set your goals accordingly.  There is even an App to help you keep track of your goals.

To give you an idea, here is my first week of using the Nike+ FuelBand.

23 July - Hockey, 2702 NikeFuel
Tuesday, 23 July - I got the FuelBand in the morning and began setting it up. Once I put it on, it began tracking my movements.  You can see my activity throughout the day with time stamps.  Most of the minor activity was from walking around at work.  The large green spike was from playing hockey.  It seems that an activity like hockey does not generate a lot of arm movement, only about 530 NikeFuel points.  This may have to do with gliding and smooth movement on skates.  Skating is lower impact than running.  Or, maybe I was not skating hard enough.  Believe me, I was tired after the first period, and I know I burnt a lot of calories that night.

24 July - Yoga, 2303 NikeFuel
Wednesday, 24 July - Again, some movement during the day at work.  Looks like I was totally slacking off around 2PM.  While I do move around a lot when I am at my desk, most of the movements are on the other arm.  The large spike at the end was during yoga.  Lots of movement of the arms during this yoga class as I move from pose to pose.  An hour of yoga was about 561 NikeFuel points.  How is that about same as hockey?

 25 July - Weights, 2641 NikeFuel
Thursday, 25 July - I think I was sitting in a meeting during that flat spot you see (in yellow).  At night, I went to the gym and started off with about ten minutes on the row machine, then did an overall body weight workout.  Then, a five minute session with the heavy bag before cooling down with stretches, earning 562 points.

26 July - Cardio, 3160 NikeFuel
Friday, 26 July - The initial spike in the morning is from driving to work.  Other days, I was carpooling, in the passenger seat.  Controlling that car is a real workout.  Once I got to work, you can see there is some quality slacking off here.  Who really works on Fridays?  I make up for it at the gym.  The workout consisted of a twenty minute walk/run on the treadmill, more weights, and heavy bag at the end before stretches and cool down.  This workout earned about 1013 NikeFuel points, mostly due to the time on the treadmill.  Lots of arm swinging and steps taken.

27 July - Hockey, 2859 NikeFuel
Saturday, 27 July - Another hockey game, also racking up about 504 NikeFuel points.  Maybe I have, what they in hockey terms, call "soft hands".  I doubt it, I am pretty clumsy out there.  I should note that I wear the FuelBand on my left wrist, and I shoot left.  I need to take more shots, but first, have better puck possession/handling skills. That orange dip you see...I was taking a nap.

28 July - House work, 3780 NikeFuel

Sunday, 28 July - The plan was to slack off the entire day.  Watched some episodes of the original Battlestar Galatica (1978).  Then I did some house work.  I was cleaning the leather couch with one of those cleaning kits, lots of dabbing and wiping, resulting in that spike with 631 points.  The second spike is from cooking.  According to these stats, cleaning a leather couch is more intense than hockey.  Seems legit to me.

29 July - Pilates, 3518 NikeFuel
 Monday, 29 July - Relative slow day at work, this gave me a chance to work on a personal project.  During the spike around 2PM, I was on the mill, making parts.  I spent about an hour cranking on the machine earning about 500 points.  At night, it was Pilates class.  While mostly core and lower body work, there were some upper body movements.  The 560 NikeFuel points was just over the amount I exerted on the mill.

There you have it, a full week of NikeFuel points.  As you can see on my charts, they have all green, meaning the goals have been reached.  I did have trouble syncing up one day (Saturday), and I did not get credit for achieving my goal for that day.  The App needs to be connected to Internet and the NikePlus website whilst syncing with the FuelBand.  For some reason, there was an issue with connecting with Nike so my goal was never registered, although, my NikeFuel points were.

The streak ended at four days.  Now, I have to start my streak over because of this minor glitch..  Looks like I am not making the honour roll this season.

Update:  Nike says the battery lasts anywhere from 1-4 days, depending on activity level (accumulating points and syncing).  I had it last well over two weeks and it still did not flash low battery on me.

I also tricked the FuelBand while cycling.  I looped it through the strap on my shoes.  Granted, I was on the trainer for this and not on the road.

Update #2:  The FuelBand works while cycling!

Nike FuelBand works with cycling
Yesterday, I went for my first bike ride of the year.  I know, it is almost September and I just got back on the bike.  Hey, I have been playing hockey.  I wore the FuelBand to see if I would get any feedback from it, expecting minimal results.  According to Nike and my initial test on the trainer, the FuelBand does not work well with cycling...unless you are on the road.

My guess is that being on the road, you have a lot of bumps and vibrations along the way to activate the accelerometer.  With the trainer, there is minimal movement of the band.  Which I why I tried strapping it to my shoe.

After the ride, I checked it and had my biggest point gain with almost 4000 points from the ride alone.  Total ride time (not including stops) was about 2:39:09, with 36.61 miles covered.  The FuelBand says I burnt 1793 calories all day, my bike computer says I burnt 1890, just on the ride.  I would say that the band did not count about 50% of my calories burnt while cycling.  I am not even sure how devices like these count burnt calories. 

List of banners one can achieve with the Nike FuelBand (stolen from How to Nike)
Update #3 - 18 September 2013  Here is an excellent in-depth review of the Nike FuelBand by DC Rainmaker.  Check it out!

27 July 2013

Google AdSense

As you may have noticed, the ads are gone.  Why?  My account was suspended then disabled by Google.  I realize that I am biting the hand that feeds me.  Face it, I was not generating a lot of money from this blog.  So, this blog is once again ad free.

A couple of years ago, I figured I could make some spare dough by signing up with Google AdSense.  I had a few videos on YouTube that was getting a fare amount of views.  Meanwhile, this blog was getting some traffic.  My only goal was to earn about $10 a year to cover the cost of registering this domain name.  Anything extra was just extra, and there was very little extra.  Heck, why not make a little (very little) money on the side, since others are doing the same off my blog?

I think in two years of the program I 'earned' $100, pretty good.  I would check on my daily earnings, it averaged $3-5 a month.  The program does not pay you until you reach $100...so, it can take two years (at least for this site that no one really reads) to reach that goal.  Trust me, no one really reads this blog.

There is one person that I can think of that comes here on a regular basis.  Hey, Marty!  The rest is from Google searches.  There are only a handful, not even a handful, a pinch of reasons one would visit this site.  You were looking for the following:
  • Telemarketing information - You received a call from an unknown number, you looked it up on Google, and it brought you here.
  • DeLorean information - search for terms like DeLorean Luggage Rack, DeLorean Window Switches, Lowering Front End of DeLorean, DeLorean Car Show, etc., and Google brought you here.
  • Nike Air MAG information - I recently wrote about how to spot the differences between real Nike MAG's and the fake ones.  This has become a popular topic, recently.  Again, thanks to a Google search, it lead you here.
  • Random reviews - Everyone does reviews, I am no different and definitely no better than anyone else.  Just my honest opinion on certain products and movies, with my sense of humour.
  • Random rants - I love going off on a rant and some of you feel the same.  Things like my Zack Syder is a Hack series.  I cannot believe he is doing a Superman/Batman buddy cop film.  Believe me, there will be another part of this series once that movie comes out.  I do have other rants you may be interested in.
As you can see, I am all over the place with my topics.  Hey, this blog is for me.  It just happens that my interests will occasionally cross paths with others.  Believe me, the only reason you are reading this is, you searched one of the terms and it brought you here.  Perhaps you are interested in Google AdSense, or you were lead here because you typed in some DeLorean I  listed above.

Well apparently, there was some 'illegal activity' on my blog.  The ads on this blog were being illegally clicked on, therefore generating money.  Too much money.  My few cents of earnings a day, turned into about $10-20 a day.  That is a huge jump.  Based on the traffic of about 100 views a day, it did not compute with Google.

Long story short, I got an email informing me that my account was suspended.  I had a chance to appeal, so I did.  Upon further review, and I am pretty sure they read my appeal and really looked into it...at the end, I was denied reinstatement.

I am sure there is no way there was a glitch in the mainframe.  We all know that computer glitches and crashed never happen, so it cannot be that, and I have to be at fault.  Heck, who clicks on ads anyway?  Like everyone else, I just ignore them.  So, no more ads.  I will just have to budget the $10 to register my domain.

18 July 2013

Gull Wing Vs. Pigeon

Three years ago, I killed a bird with my bike.  Today, I killed another bird.  This time with the DeLorean.  Gull wing - 1, pigeon - 0.

I was driving home and noticed that a pigeon was on the road in front of me.  I was hoping it would see and hear my car coming and fly away.  Instead, it just stared at me with that one eye.  These are stupid birds.  The only hope was that it would safely pass under the car.  Well, since my car is lowered, that was not going to happen.  I felt the bump and saw a puff of feathers in the rear view mirror.  I only hope it was painless.  Oh hey, I have a video of it


Sorry for the bad video.  You can sort of see that it was just sitting there waiting to be hit.  I am totally ruling this as a suicide.  Also, a photo of some feathers under my car.  No blood or other bird parts that I can see, just the two puffs of down feather.

White 'puffs' are feathers from a pigeon
Maybe I will clean the crime scene this weekend and put my air deflector plates back on.  Looks like I will need a 'bird deflector' on my car as well.

11 July 2013

FUCK YOU, STOP CALLING ME - July 2013

It has been about two weeks since the last call.  About time, I was running out of things to write about.  Ah, you can always count on telemarketers to fuck up your day.  Even though I do not pick up, it still throws a spike strip in front of you...like a fart in the middle of having sex.  Do you acknowledge it?  You could ignore it, but the smell of the telemarketer still lingers on as continue to pound on.

11 July 2013
   310-356-0420   El Segundo, CA - This one was tricky, I am familiar with El Segundo and the areas around it.  Call came in at 7:30PM, not normal business hours.  Pretty tricky.  This could have been a legitimate call.  But thanks to a quick search on Google, we know this is most likely a telemarketer.  Also, not leaving a message is a dead give away that these fuckers are telemarketers.  So, fuck you!

13 July 2013
   918-866-7810  Sparks, OK - Ten o'clock on a  Saturday morning.  Ah, remember the days when Saturday mornings were filled with cereals and cartoons? Those were the days.  You can still get you cereal fix, but unless you have cable, you have little chance of catching an animated show.  Oh, but you can count on a fucking telemarketer to fuck up your morning.  I want my cartoons back, fuck you!

15 July 2013
   480-271-1861  AZ, USA - Funny, to see 'AZ, USA' on the caller ID as there is an Azusa in California.  Of course, I know no one from either Azusa or the entire state of Arizona.  Heck, it has been a while since I have had Arizona Iced Tea.  So, every two days is the pattern?  I should expect a call on the 17th.  But knowing these fuckers, I will get a call tomorrow...and the next day.

   925-420-1428   'East San Francisco Bay Area' - Scratch that comment about getting a call tomorrow.  First call (above) came in at 12:37PM, this call comes in at 12:50PM.  That is thirteen minutes.  I had just finished typing up the above post and reporting the number to the Do Not Call Registery.  Well, we all know that does not do shit. Where was I?  Oh, then this fucking call comes in.  Fuck you!

Update:  If you are reading this because you searched this number, you should know that there are other numbers the telemarketers are using with the 925 area code and 420 prefix.  Click here for the August issue for additional calls from these fuckers.

18 July 2013  
   206-316-0167  WA, USA - Wow, sure has been a while since I have heard from Washington.  Cannot say that it is good to get a call from you.  But, good to know there is still a hub of terrorists in Washington.  If the government is reading this...yes, there is a terrorist cell in Washington in the form of telemarketers.  Shut these fuckers down.  Heck, they are all over the country.  Shut them all down.

23 July 2013
   708-613-2041  IL, USA - I know it is only 7PM on the West Cost, but is is 10PM in Illinois.  What the fuck are you doing up so late calling people?  Get some sleep, you have big day tomorrow.  Better yet, go fuck yourself.

25 July 2013
   310-356-0420   El Segundo, CA - What is this, a repeat caller?  This is awesome.  It has been a while since I have recieved a call from the same number.  Here at my work, where we actually produce something useful and give back to the community, it is Take Your Child To Work Day.  I wonder if these fuck nugget telemarketers have take your spawn to work type thing.  Imagine telling your kid that you call people, people on the Do Not Call Registery, and harrass them.  You are not only conducting illegal activity, but your an asshole.  Your kids must be proud of what you do.  I feel bad for your kids.  Do your kid and the rest of the world a favour, and go fuck yourself.

30 July 2013
    918-866-7810 Sparks, OK - Another return caller for the month.   So, I should get a call from Arizona soon.  Sparks, OK...Sparks, okay?  No, not okay.  Sparks, fuck off, okay?  Yes, fuck right off!

19 June 2013

Zack Snyder Is Still A Hack

About two years ago, I wrote about the inability of Zack Synder to make a decent movie.  This post was originally going to be a review of Man of Steel.  Since my last post about Hack Snyder sort of promised a review of Sucker Punch, I will continue the tear down this hack as he has with the Superman franchise.

First, Sucker Punch.  This is what I wrote two years ago:
I have not seen Sucker Punch, but I doubt that even hot chicks in skimpy clothing can even save this.  It just seems like more of the same Snyder-vision with slo-mo action scenes, bad CG, lack of plot movement, etc.  I have to admit, when it comes available to stream, I want to watch this train wreck...just so I can bitch about it.  Maybe even write an in depth review on it.
Guess what, hot chicks in skimpy outfits did not and could not save this movie. What the hell was going on in this movie?  This was way too high of a concept for such a crappy movie. Snyder-vision is all over the place, and the whole movie is in sepia tone.  It is just one long overly produced music video.  Everyone pretty much agrees that Sucker Punch sucks.

Again, Synder's stuff is good to look at...but only for the first few minutes.  There is a lot of the same effects and camera tricks.  Once you have seen five minutes of a Snyder film...you have pretty much seen everything in his bag of tricks.

Man of Steel, more like Meh of Steel.  Face it, there are high expectations for this movie.  You have an all star cast and crew.  Then why did it not meet expectations?  Two reasons...Zack Snyder.

One of my major issues (and I have a subscription) with this movie, other than the director, is the camera movement.  There is not a segment, other than the end credits, where the frame is still for more than two seconds.  Damn it, hold the camera still.  You really do not see this amateur camera work in the trailer because of the fast cuts.  But oh...in the movie, you see it.  Two people sitting still having a dialogue, nothing going on around them...and the frame is jiggling like Jell-O, trying to maintain focus and hold the shot.  Hey, it is a big budget movie, invest in a tripod.  This movie can also be seen in 3D...oh great, that must be a joy ride.

I should talk about the positive thing about this movie.  Okay, the performances from most of the actors is above average.  And, I kinda like the structure of how the story was told with flashbacks.  And, the production design is pretty good.  But despite all that, it is ruined by the excessive camera movements.

I was hoping that as a producer, Christopher Nolan would restrain Synder from using Syder-vision.  Well, Krypton is in sepia tone, ugh.  Just cannot help it, can you?  In addition to the shaky cam, the whole movie has that fake film grain filter.  I know this was shot on digital, because...well, it is a Snyder movie and there is over use of CGI, why add the crappy film grain filter?

Wait, I really have to talk about this one scene.  When Zod and gang get sent to Phantom Zone, they are bind and encased in some sort of retraining 'case'.  In the Donner versions, this was beautifully done by retraining the trio in a mirror...awesome!  In Snyder's version, they are encased in dildos.  Yeah, COCKS!  If you know what I am talking about, think back.  It was a swarm of dildos shooting up towards that orifice in space. 

While some of the effects were good, a lot of it was used to overcompensate for the lack of content.  Again, I have to go back to camera movement and framing.  The framing is often too close to the action to follow action.  The battle sequences are too long, there is not enough time in between for the audience to rest and gather themselves for the next epic battle and total destruction.

Speaking of destruction, there is a lot of that, too.  I would say more than any other movie.  There are billions of dollars worth of damage to the city...billions, perhaps even a trillion or two.  Deaths, there are thousands, perhaps a million deaths.  While Superman is try to protect the 10-15 people within a 50 foot radius of him, he is causing severe property damage and death to thousands all around.

Synder does evolve a bit.  Instead of his typical slo-motion action scenes, he made them fast motion...you know, because Kryptonians are faster on Earth.  Whatever.

One more thing I have to point out before I end this.  This movie is ridiculously loud.  Unnecessarily loud.  I can almost guarantee that Man of Steel will be nominated and most likely win the Oscar for "Best Sound Design".  Because we all know that "sound design" means "the loudest".  I found myself plugging my ears during the battle scenes.  Maybe I have sensitive ears, I do frequently carry ear plugs.

Snyder's overuse of camera movement, digital effects, and sound, is used to mask the mediocre movie that Man of Steel is.  Too bad, hard to believe that Superman III and IV, while very cheezy, it in some ways, is better than Man of Steel.  Bryan Singer's Superman Returns is better than Snyder's...of course none of these are anywhere near as good as Richard Donner's vision of Superman.

Zack Snyder is still a hack.  All he does is make multi-million dollar, two hour plus demo reels. Please stop giving this guy big budget films to make.  Let him make music videos and 'fan trailers'...things that are under five minutes...uh, better make it under three minutes.

13 June 2013

The Ridge - Kickstarter

My Kickstarter items are slowing coming in.  This week, The Ridge:  Front Pocket Wallet arrived.

The Ridge:  Front Pocket Wallet
Three months ago, I backed this project because I like minimal wallets.  The designers did a great job with a simple yet effective design.  I have to admit that what really won me over was an option to get one in titanium.  As you know, I share a special bond with titanium.

Mmm...titanium.
I already have and use a minimal or front pocket wallet.  But, this one is in titanium.  It will take a little getting used to as my current wallet is leather, much softer but not as awesome as titanium.  I guess it is no different than carrying a mobile phone.

It will be a few months before my next Kickstarter item arrives.  Hint, it is made of titanium. 

Update:   I have transferred my cards and cash to my Ridge.  Cards fit fine, but a little tight.  Well duh, how else are the cards going to stay in the wallet?  I am curious to see how long the elastics will last.  They look and feel like it will last quite a while.  So, I am not worried there.

Some things I need to get used to, the walled it the same size at a regulation credit card.  For cash, there is a slight speed bump.  On my other wallet, I just fold the bills in half and place in magnetic money clip.  On The Ridge, since it is narrower, I need to tri-fold the bills to they fit within the footprint of the wallet.  That is a 50% increase in thickness of bills.  I do not carry that much cash, so it is not really a problem.  Also, the titanium clip feels like it can spring back and last for a lifetime.

One minor issue I have with the design is, it could be a bit thinner.  Because they used an aluminum liner, it has to be a certain thickness to hold the elastic in place.  My solution, use more titanium.  Yes, I realize that would increase cost.  Like I said, this is minor...and I just want an excuse to have more titanium.  I would like to have had the corners, where the notch is cut out, to be more rounded.  It is a little sharp for an area where your finger needs to access and can potentially damage pockets.  Again, very minor issue.

Overall, the Ridge is an excellent product that is well designed and will last a long time.  Major points to the designers to offer up a titanium version.  I love that titanium.  The option of stainless steel is/was also available...as you know, I love stainless steel, too.


09 June 2013

Random Depeche Mode Sightings

Depeche Mode is currently on tour, supporting their new album, Delta Machine.  Today, I saw two random commercials featuring Depeche Mode songs.  Both within about 30 minutes of each other.



This was a surprise from HBO Documentary Films, as it was seen on broadcast TV.  Welcome to My World is the first track off their new album.  Not recognizable to most since it is not a 'classic Depeche Mode hit', but as soon as I heard the opening note...I though it sounded a lot like the intro to Welcome to My World.  It was!  An odd choice, but the song works for the subject of the advertisement. 


Behind the Wheel was featured in this ad for Christian Dior.  I hear the music and immediately recognized the 1987 hit.  The name of the ad campaign is "Secret Garden 2- Versailles"

Looks like Christian Dior is doing a series of "Secret Garden - Versailles" advertisements with Depeche Mode songs.  Part one features Depeche Mode's 1990 hit Enjoy the Silence.  Here is the long version:



DM Trivia:  There is a song by Depeche Mode called My Secret Garden from their 1982 album A Broken Frame.

06 June 2013

Keyport Slide 2.0 - Kickstarter

I buy a lot of junk, usually online...stores, auction sites, forums.   Sometime last year, I learned about Kickstarter.  As you know, it can be a great place for getting stuff...especially, if you want something with a bottle opener.  Pretty much every bottling plant uses twist tops.  Why is there more of a need for a bottle opener than ever before?  College kids and hipsters think it is cool.  Whatever.

Keyport Slide 2.0

Anyway, in March, I found a great product to fund.  The Keyport Slide 2.0.  I have always wanted one of these ever since I saw their first version.  I never took the time or money to buy one, for whatever reason, I never pulled the trigger on this...maybe I was busy buying more junk.  Glad I waited, now there is a new and improved version.  The guys at Keyport needed funding for their newest version and went to Kickstarter for help.  I decided, this was the time to get one, and at the same time, help fund it.  Sounds so much cooler to say I funded a project that went to production.

It took about two months, as they had over two thousand orders to sort through, but I got my kit today.

Keyport Kit from Kickstarter Project
Included the kit I ordered is the Keyport case or housing unit, four blades or key blanks, 8GB USB flash drive, and mini LED light.  Yes, there was an option for a bottle opener.

Colours available

The Slide 2.0 is available in white, black, and red.  Red is too...red.  Black just seems like you are trying too hard.  So, I went with white...also, because it looks like a Stormtrooper. 

Keyport side plats

One of the options was to have coloured side plates.  You have your default colours, matching the main body or you can add a little flare with blue, green, black, or fuschia.  While these were tempting, I want black ones, they were also an extra $3.99 a pair.  You know how cheap I am.  They were also just coloured plates with a Keyport logo.  If I was going to pay $4 for it, I would want something more 'customized' than just a colour difference.  The solution?

Custom side plates with DMC logo
I made my own side plates.  Of course, I would have to customize with something.  Oh, I know...a DMC logo, duh.  As soon as I got my kit, I took measurements and made them.  A few hours later, they were printed out on the machine...for FREE!  I painted these with SEM Trim Black.

Painted custom side plates
There is one more small piece I need to change.  The nodes come in black, green, yellow, red, white, and blue.  I am not a big fan of the green one, so using some nail polish I bought, I will paint it silver.  Oh yeah, I bought some nail polish.  Why?  I needed to touch up some paint chips on my wheels.  Yeah, I colour matched the nail polish to DeLorean wheels. 

Close up of nodes and custom side plate

Awesome, looks something a Stormtrooper would carry.  Although, I cannot think of a reason for a Stromtrooper to use keys.  Seems like everything in Imperial ships and space stations are accessed by push button and proximity.  Anyway, I will do a quick review once I get the keys cut and I have had time to test it out.

So far, I have funded four projects on Kickstarter.  This is the first one to arrive, and only took about two months.  My package/kit was $79, pretty good price as their first version with the same blade options would have been about $100.  I will write up new posts as I receive items from the other projects.  I think this one was a success for everyone involved.

If you want to get yourself one, head over to mykeyport.com.  Looks like you can only order V1.0 for now, I am sure V2.0 will be available soon.

Keyport in the ignition
 Update:   I went to my local locksmith and had my keys cut.  I installed the blanks into the holder and tried it out.  They keys work and the unit is strong enough to take the torque of turning a tough lock on a old door.  The only thing I had to get used to was the holder, as it is a little bulkier than a normal key body.  Actually, it give you a better grip and easier to torque the lock.

The buttons lock in open and closed positions.  A light press on the spring loaded button releases the lock and the blanks slide out much smoother than I thought it would.  The compact size is a big plus, it takes up less real estate in your pocket.  Also, the keys do not dangle and jingle.

I only have a couple of minor complaints on the Slide 2.0, they are really minor.  I think the body could be about a quarter inch shorter.  Maybe I have short keys.  When they are all the way in, I feel there is too much room to from the tip of the longest key to the end of the unit.  In contrast, I think the when the keys are in the closed position should be locked a quarter inch forward.  I feel the buttons are a bit too far back in the closed position to comfortably access.  Again, these are really minor issues.

When I really began to study the design of the entire system, I noticed that there was a lot of thought into it.  The Slide 2.0 is a great design.