08 February 2015

FUCK YOU, STOP CALLING ME - February 2015

It is a short month, but it does not mean these assholes are going to let up.  They have two less days days than the average month, any day and time is fair game.  Besides, they are a week behind.  Only three more weeks to harass me this month.

8 February 2015
  210-100-001 - TX, USA   This was a text message.  You know how I feel about text messages.  This shit just cost me twenty cents.  Like, what the fuck?  The 210 area code is in the San Antonio area, and no, I did not mess up typing in that number.  It was a six digit number. So, who would call me from Texas?  Actually, I know some people from Texas and there would be no reason for them to call me and there sure as shit would be no reason to fucking text me.  Oh, here is the text:

Text from 1 (210) 100-001
Let me break this down.  As mentioned, the 210 area code is in San Antonio.  I looked up "Chambers Construction", where apparently this message cam from, and they are located in Eugene, Oregon.  Now, what the fuck is a cowboy doing in hipsterville?  Oh, maybe they are building a new telemarketer office.

"Home alone, could you message me".  Uh...what?  Is this a stalker, waiting to kill me?  Or, could it be some sort of booty call?  Most likely the latter.  I looked up the number given, "434-922-1333". and it was reported that 'sexual text messages' were received from it.

So we have a text coming in from Texas, from a company located in Oregon, then a number from Virginia.  Oh, to add to this, I am in a totally different state.  Just how horny are you?  It could take half a day to get here and my boner pills are not supposed to last more than four hours.

20 February 2015
   928-638-4527 - AZ, USA   Hello, return caller.  Fuck you, return caller.

23 February 2015
   509-982-4532 - Odessa, WA   Ah, good old Odessa.  Oh yeah, this is another return caller.  You can go ahead an block this number.  Heck block all the numbers you see in this blog.  Me?  No, I keep it so I can let you all know when a telemarketer calls.  Fuck you, telemarketers!

07 February 2015

Reading Rainbow - Kickstarter



So, I got this box in the mail, and I had no clue what it was.  Turns out, it was my rewards package from Kickstarter for funding Levar Burton's Bring Reading Rainbow Back for Every Child, Everywhere!  It had been a few months since the end of the funding period, so I was surprised when I received and unknown package in the mail.  Something on the box to tell me it was something I ordered eight months ago, would have helped.

Like many my age, we grew up with public television shows.  Reading Rainbow was one of the standouts. I will admit that I am not much of a reader, but I usually tried to hunt down books featured in the PBS show.  Oh, and several years later I was really into Star Trek:  The Next Generation.  I have been a fan of LeVar Burton for a while, as many of my peers are.  So, when LeVar Burton launches a Kickstarter campaign, it gets funded within a few hours.  Over 105,000 backers pledged over $5.4 million dollars to the campaign.

There were a ton of rewards with this campaign.  Everything from bumper stickers to a private dinner in the officer's lounge with Lt. Cmdr. Geordi La Forge.  No really, a private dinner with LeVar Burton.   One of the things I wanted was a signed copy of LeVar's book.  What could be better than a book written by the guy who introduced many to...well, books.

Here is what I got.

Reading Rainbow reward package

  • Tan Reading Rainbow logo T-shirt, with the famous quote, "But you don't have to take my word for it."
  • Black 8-Bit T-shirt.  "Power up with Reading Rainbow"
  • Coffee Mug with 8-Bit logo
  • 8-Bit logo magnet
  • 2015 Calender with birthdays of authors (including LeVar Burton) marked.
  • The Rhino Who Swallowed a Storm, a children's book by LeVar Burton
Close up of magnet and LeVar Burton's autograph.
Once again, LeVar Burton is encouraging kids to read and bringing books to kids, everywhere.

04 February 2015

Received An Unknown Package from FDC

Gwyneth Paltrow's head?
I order a lot of things through the mail, even before this whole online shopping thing.  I used to mail away for stuff and allow them 6-8 weeks for delivery.  Sometimes I will order something and do not remember what I ordered.

Holey damaged boxes, Batman!
Yesterday I got a suspicious package.  The box was damaged, corners were bent, flaps not secured, sides crushed, and hole on side.  The box measures 14 x 14 x 5 inches (it says it on the bottom) and weighs 4 pounds, 4 ounces (yeah, I weighed it).  I did not recognize the address nor sender so I went through my emails to see what it was it could possibly be.  I checked the usually online accounts, nothing was pending.  Little more one that later.

I checked the tracking number to see where and when the package was shipped.  Hopefully, giving me a clue of what I may have ordered.  Originating from Georgia and took ten days via USPS to get to me.

Tracking the package
Again, I cross referenced the date and location to try to get more information on the package.

The package came from a PO Box 61553 in Savannah, Georgia and from sender known as FDC.

Who in the blue hell, are you?
I did a quick search on Google, and it  seems that FDC is a fulfillment center.  This could mean that something was ordered and it just went through this place in Savannah to get to me.  Again, I checked my accounts and nothing is pending.

One thing that concerned me, if you look at the Google link, you will see there some links relating to scams.  The complaints center around a free trial of dietary supplements...which I never ordered.  Nor did I give out any payment information to any health related institute.
This company offered a free trial dietary supplement with no obligation. They asked for a CC# to pay for shipping only. We did not like the product and had no intention of reordering. Over the next 3 months, they sent us 3 shipments of product, billing our CC for $500. A confirmation email was never sent. the first 2 shipments contained paperwork with a disconnected phone number. The 3rd shipment contained 2 phone numbers, one of which was valid, allowing us to cancel. They claim we agreed to be automatically enrolled and refuse to refund our money.
Since I never ordered any dietary supplements, it was odd that this packaged showed up.  How did they get my shipping information?  Do they have my payment information?  Are they telling me I need to lose weight?

No only did I check my online shopping accounts, I immediately checked my payment accounts to see if it was hit.  Luckily, nothing...yet.  Again, why was this sent to me?  Normally, you get charged before it ships.

There is a chance that something was ordered way back and the merchant just used this fulfillment center to ship my stuff, having nothing to do with heath products.

I did some more digging and searched for received package I did not order.  Results were good, in my favour.  According to the government, I do not have to send it back, it is mine.  Also, since I never ordered the item(s), they are not supposed to charge me for it.

From the Federal Trade Commission website:
What do you do when you receive merchandise that you didn’t order? According to the Federal Trade Commission, you don’t have to pay for it. Federal laws prohibit mailing unordered merchandise to consumers and then demanding payment.
From the U.S. Postal Inspection Service website:
Furthermore, it is illegal for a company that sends you unordered merchandise to follow the mailing with a bill or dunning communication.  
Damaged goods?
So, I am in the clear.  Hopefully, I can find out who sent this.  Obviously, I am writing this to protect myself, just in case.  I have yet to open the box, I might wait a while to see if there are any actions in my payment statements.  One day I will open it and I will give an update.  I hope it is something that I ordered and be totally embarrassed by my stupidity and not some health supplies.  Stay tuned

Update:  Well, this is embarrassing...but good.  No scam, no fraud.

I finally open the box and realized what it was.  Guess what, it was something I ordered...back in June.  I guess I should have checked my records back to eight months ago.  It was a Kickstarter campaign for Reading Rainbow.  All that worrying for nothing, and I got some cool stuff.

21 January 2015

Visit to Fender

Mold for making Stratocaster pick guards
I spent the day at Fender in Corona, California.  While Fender has factories abroad, including one about four hours away in Mexico, a lot of the manufacturing of flagship Fenders are made in the Corona location.  Yes, you get to tour the factory.

Your first stop is the Visitor Center, where you check in and pay for the tour.  Or, if you, like me, happen to know someone who works there, you can get the tour for free.  The visitor center is nicely laid out with historic prototypes by Leo Fender. You know, like a mini museum.  There is also a 'gift shop' with everything from cutting boards to t-shirts.  Of course, you can also purchase a guitar, fresh from the factory.

Out of focus picture of the machine shop
On to the tour.  The first station was the machine shop, where the hardware is made. Everything not made of wood is made in this room.  This includes pick guards, back plates, bridge brackets, saddles, etc.

Top: Back Plates, Saddles.  Bottom: Bridge Brackets
They also assemble pre-assemble the bridges so they will be ready for installation.

Stack of pick guards for the Stratocaster.
The edges of the pick guard are hand finished, using a small router to give it a nice bevel.

Next station is the Mill, or wood area.  Wow, this place is amazing.  They have humidity and temperature control.  Periodically, there would be water misted to maintain proper moisture in the room.

Top: Wood blanks being cut, finished blanks.  Bottom: Finished necks
In here, you can see a piece of wood blank transform into the neck of a guitar.  A variety of CNC machines are used to cut and shape the pieces, it was a amazing to see the process.  Final sanding is done by hand by skilled technicians.

Stratocaster trimmings
The bodies are done in the same way.  First with computer controlled mills, then finished by hand.

Finished Stratocaster body on top a stack of Telocaster bodies.
The tour does not include the paint shop, but we were shown a video of their work.  That famous three colour sunburst is all painted by hand.

So, on to final assembly.  All the parts come together, right now, over me.  Hey, someone should write a song with those words.  The instruments are hand assembled.  Once in a while, you can hear someone tuning the strings and sneak in a short jam.

Finished guitars
Sign hanging above assembly area
I need to mention that there was a Wild Stallions sign hanging above the assembly/tuning area.  Although not spelled the same as Wyld Stallyns, as seen in the Bill & Ted series, it did bring a smile to my face when I heard the all familiar guitar rift from the area.

Be excellent to each other.
If you wish to take a tour of the Fender factory, next time you are in Southern California, head over to Corona and rock on!  Factory tour lasts about an hour and are given Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays (closed Wednesdays).  More information can be found at their website, click here.


03 January 2015

FUCK YOU, STOP CALLING ME - January 2015

Well, that did not take long, just three days into the new year and we have our first call.

3 January 2015
   760-718-3036  Barstow, CA - Barstow, famous for being in the song Route 66.  Now, famous for being the new face of telemarketing terrorism.  Get your kicks on Route 66.  Boy, I would love to kick these telemarketers in the face and upper cut their taint.  Fuck you!

6 January 2015
   407-934-3753  FL, USA - Florida?  I was just in Florida.  I did not give any one there my number, so I am pretty sure this is a telemarketer call.  Oh, and they they hung up after a couple of rings...did not even bother to leave a message or even wait for me to pick up.  How rude, but not as rude as this...Fuck you!

20 January 2015
  407-934-3753  FL, USA - If you are just joining us, we last left off wondering if this was a telemarketer's number.  I have had a couple of comments since my last post regarding the number.  I have also had hundreds of people, including you, visit this page because a search engine lead them here.  Welcome.  So, we can pretty much confirm this is a fucking telemarketer's number.  Join me in saying, 'fuck you' to the telemarketers.

22 January 2015
   906-209-8746  MI, USA - Every time I get a call in the middle of the day, I can pretty much bet that it is a telemarketer.  Well, at least it was not that Florida number.  Question is, will I get another call from this Michigan number.  Although, the day is young and these fuckers have plenty of time to call.  If not today, then tomorrow.  Fuck you!

29 January 2015
   928-638-4527  AZ, USA - One thing I like about Arizona is they do not recognize Daylight Savings Time.  While I dislike the idea of uselessly adjusting the clock twice a year, I hate the idea of fuck nuggets cold calling citizens in hope to sell their inferior products.  Fuck you from A to Z.

31 December 2014

FUCK YOU, STOP CALLING ME - December 2014

If you are a frequent reader of this series, you might be wondering, "where is the December 2014 issue?"  Well, I was on vacation for most of the month.  This mean I had my phone turned off.  When I go on vacation, I go on vacation, no mobile or internet.  Well, mainly because I was out of the country and too cheap to pay for roaming and internet charges.  Anyway, we should get to the last call of the year.

31 December 2014
   918-930-9160   Westville, OK - No, not OK.  I think I used that joke the last time I got a telemarketer from Oklahoma.  While I am not surprised, I am impressed that these fuckers are so dedicated into scamming us.  I mean, they are calling on New Year's Eve.  That is dedication...fuck you and your dedication.

Even though I had my phone turned off for about three weeks this month, the terrorists managed to call.  I almost had a telemarketer-free month.  The only telemarketer-free month I have had, since October 2010, was December 2012.

Oh hey, October 2015 will mark the fifth anniversary of this series.  I am excited (not really) to bring you more telemarketing rants inn 2015.


22 December 2014

DMC Holiday Ornaments

Special day, today.  Five years ago, I went down to DMC-California and took a first look at the DeLorean I would eventually purchase.

This is also a special time of year for most as the Holidays are here, Christmas is a few days away, the year is winding down, and a new year begins as we start 2015.  Oh, I have a feeling there will be some exciting DeLorean related things happening in 2015.  Actually, I know there are some things planned.

Anyway, I got a package from DeLorean Motor Company.  Well, I ordered some stuff, so I was kinda expecting it.  Just play along.

Best wrapping paper, ever
I ordered a complete set of DeLorean Holiday Ornaments.  Back in 2004, DMC released their first ornament, limited to 500, individually numbered.  I noticed these back in the day during my many visits to the DMC website.  But, I never got any as they were a bit pricy.  Plus, at the time, I did not have a DeLorean.  Although, I did have a key blank.

When I finally got my car, it was really pricey to get the set and catch up to the current release of the series.  It meant I need to order 'back issues' of six ornaments.  I believe they started at $25 and when up as the older they were.  The investment would have been around $150-200.

In 2013, DMC ended the series at ten ornaments.  Getting all ten would have made about a $350-$400 dent in my wallet.  That is almost a price of a left front fender.  Having a complete numbered set was not a priority, but I would love a set.

A few weeks ago, DMC sent out their Holiday mailer with a special price of $99 for a complete set of the ornaments (with non-matching numbers).  What?  For the price of about three ornaments, I could get the whole set?  Sign me up!  A matched set would set you back $400.

Complete set of ten DMC Holiday Ornaments (grille emblem not part of set)
The package came the other day and to my surprise, this is almost a complete numbered set.  All but one (2004) had matching numbers.  Close enough.
  • 2004 - Front view, with doors up. Cast in pewter with painted red bow.
  • 2005 - Iconic pose, right side view with doors up.  Cast in pewter with "Happy Holidays" In door way and dangling snowflake from door in gold plate. 
  • 2006 - Rear view with a string of lights along rear fascia.  Cast in pewter, painted light bulbs and taillights.
  • 2007 - Left side view, with tree on roof (and most likely on a luggage rack).  Cast in pewter, painted tree, "2007" painted in red.
  • 2008 - Porcelain circle with image of DeLorean and Santa Clause.  Includes red ribbon.  Rear has DMC logo and list of the six DMC franchises.
  • 2009 - Not sure what metal this is cast in.  Polished finished of the DMC wheel.
  • 2010 - Polished thin metal ornament, with intricate detail.  "Happy Holidays 2010" in red
  • 2011 - Porcelain DMC logo.  Painted in silver with black trim and adorned with holly.
  • 2012 - Crystal disc with faceted edge.  Image of DeLorean etched.
  • 2013 - Polished finish, low front view with doors up. 
Finally seeing these up close, I would highly recommend getting a set or some individual ornaments if you are a DeLorean fanboy like myself.  These are quality items and really well crafted.

08 December 2014

Flux Capacitor Watch by ThinkGeek

The Flux Capacitor Watch by ThinkGeek
ThinkGeek is a great place to get your fill on geeky stuff.  Their 'Invented at ThinkGeek' items are almost always a hit.  I have quite a few of these exclusive items. ThinkGeek's latest awesomeness is the Back to the Future Flux Capacitor Watch.  At only $50, this thing is worth your...wait for it...time.

Makes time travel possible
Out of the box, this thing is just amazing.  Maybe I am just a major Back to the Future fanboy, but I am truly impressed by the presentation.  Even the box is really nice.  The only complaint I have is the window shows too much of the foam surrounding.  While the pack out is acceptable, generally, you use a more 'quality' padding material if you display it in a window.  But enough about the box, we should talk about the watch itself.

This is heavy
This is one bulky watch.  The case is really thick and the band is fairly thick.  Having said that, this does feel like a quality piece of jewelry and quite heavy.  Watches are consider jewelry, right?  I just wanted to write that sentence without using the word 'watch'.  Because, you know that 'watch' will come up many more times in this post.  I guess you could also call a watch, a....wait for it...time machine.

Flux capacitor, fluxing
Telling time on the watch is a different from your typical watch.  There are three 'arms' to the Flux Capacitor, each arm with four LED's. This makes twelve total LED's for the twelve hours on a regular clock face.  Looking at the top left arm of the "Y", the four lights represent 1, 2, 3, 4.  The right arm of the "Y" is 5, 6, 7, 8.  Leaving the leg of the "Y" with 9, 10, 11, 12.

To read the time, press the middle button.  The lights will blink three times. For example:  at 9:41, the lights will blink 9, 4, 1.  It takes a little while to get used to, but it is quite simple.

Does it flux?  Well of course it does.  The main reason to get this is to see the chasing lights.  Just press the bottom button and flux away.  The time circuits will show a random date...you just traveled to this date.

Time circuits, on
The time circuits show the date; year, month, and day.  The liquid crystal display is a little dim and difficult to read in some lighting.  I wish this area was back lit somehow and would prefer the month-day-year format.  But it is red, and red meaning Destination Time on the real time circuits.  Oh, you guys at ThinkGeek think of everything geeky.

I have girly wrists
As mentioned, this watch is quite bulky.  I mean, look how it makes my wrist look all dainty.  I am guessing this is due to the minimal spacing of the LED's, any closer and you would not be able to read the lights as separate lights.  Also, the depth of the face needs to accommodate the "Y" and cable details, as well as the LCD time circuit screen.  Plus, you need all that room in there to shield against the 1.21 gigawatts of power.

The bezel and band are stainless steel.  Awesome, this matches my car.

I have a cool scar and cool car
The watch is secured with a heavy duty clasp.  This is a fold over clasp with dual button release, it also has a locking latch.  The band is quite wide, not only making my wrist look tiny (again), but also covering almost a third of my awesome scar.

Watch dimensions:

  • Band width - 24 mm (measured at middle of watch band, not bit rate of data)
  • Case width - 35 mm 
  • Case length - 44 mm
  • Case height - 17 mm
  • Weight - 164 g (weight as is, without removal of links for sizing)
Is it worth it?  If you read this far (by the way, thanks for reading), then you are obviously interested in Back to the Future and/or watches.  So, yes!  For $50, you cannot go wrong.  The cool factor alone is worth $34.50, be a man.  Any Back to the Future fan will enjoy this.  Plus, if you are driving your DeLorean and someone...everyone one...asks you "where is the flux capacitor?", you can show them your watch.  Heck, you can even do the poster pose.


For another cool Flux Capacitor item from ThinkGeek, check out their USB Car Charger.  I may or may not do a review on this.  But, it is really cool. 

27 November 2014

Nike Air MAG's vs Knockoffs vs Costume Version

This will be a review of the Halloween Costumes version of the Back to the Future shoe. Also, I will compare the China knockoff  as well as the real deal Nike Air MAG's.  This will be formatted much like my last review.  In the photos, the authentic Nike Air Mag (refer to as Nike) will be on the left, China knockoff (refer to as knockoff) in the middle, and the Halloween Costumes version (refer to as HC version) will be on the right.

For a more in depth review of Nike Air MAG vs. Knockoff, click here.

Packaging:

Shoeboxes
While the Nike and Knockoff boxes look very similar, the Halloween Costumes version is totally different.  It is a typical shoe box with an incorporated lid.  The base is grey with dark blue paint splatter graphics, this is to mimic the paint splatter on the sides of the shoe.  The lid is blue with official Back to the Future Part II logo across.  One side of the box has a label with an official Universal Pictures logo and number indicating size of shoe.  Note that all three shoes are the same size.

Sure, the box does not match the cool Nike version, but it is better made than the Knockoff. It also helps that the HC and Nike came in a sturdy shipper.  The Knockoff was poorly packed for shipping, especially for something that was shipped overseas.  This is why there are lovely creases and dents on my Knockoff box.

Pack out of the three versions
Pack out of the HC is typical of your average shoe.  The standout is the printed paper since there is a lack of cut out foam to fill in negative space.  Normally, when you get shoes, it comes wrapped  in thin tissue paper.  But, this paper is quite thick...but it has cool printing on it.  Win some, lose some.

Packing paper with Back to the Future Part II logos
A charger cable is included with the shoes, but no plug-in unit.  This means you will need to plug into a USB port, instead of a wall, to charge.  Lack of foam and plug-in unit keeps the cost down.  I wonder if I can access data if I plug my shoes into my computer.  Different kind of shoe hack.

The Shoe:

Outside of shoes
The first thing you will notice is, there is no Nike logo on the HC.  Since these are only licensed from Universal Pictures and not Nike, there is no swoosh.  It looks kinda naked without the logos.  Although, I have no clue how they basically knocked off Nike's design and not face legal action from Nike.  But, there is a rule that states that a 10-15% change of a design means it is a 'new' design.  More on that later.

Before I continue, I am just going to flat out say that the HC is very similar to the Knockoff.  The HC is basically the Knockoff without Nike logos.  I would not be surprised if these are made by the same manufactures and just re-branded (or un-branded) to legitimately sell to the mass market.  Even the electronics are basically the same.  There are some minor differences that I will point out.

Moving on, you will notice that the construction is the same as the Knockoffs, even down to the well defined ribs of the quarters.  Most of the differences between the Knockoffs and Nike are exaggerated on the HC.  For example, the ribs are deeper and on the HC than on the Knockoffs.  The Nike has smooth sides with slightly raised ribs.  Both the Knockoff and HC have sharp transitions to the rib, even to the point were it dips down before it raise up to the rib...as if they used a George Foreman Grill to press these grill marks.  You will notice this in different lighting as you will see hard edges on non-authentic MAG's (see photo below).

Laces are four elastic straps.  On the HC , the quality of these elastics are lower than that of the Knockoff.  Both are wider and not as thick as the Nike laces.  I can see the others wearing out in time, but Nike straps lasting longer.  I would not know, I have yet to put any of these on...so, I cannot comment on the comfort of these shoes, but they look damn cool.

Comparing toe box of MAG's
From the picture above, you can see that the toe box shape and size is very different.  The Nike is sleek and low, slightly above the toe cap.  The Knockoff has a larger toe box with a taller front wall, it is about twice the height of Nike.  The HC has the most toe room, with a very bulbous toe box at nearly three times the height of the Nike toe box.  These  differences are also apparent in the width of the toe box.  The wider HC almost extends past the outsole.  If you look down, you will see outsold peeking through on the Nike, a little less on the Knockoff, and almost completely covered on the HC.

The collars of the HC are similar to the Knockoff as they are floppy compared to Nike, which are stiffer and offer a little more ankle support.  The Nike collar, the white part, is almost flush with the side walls.  Both the Knockoff and HC have puffy collars.  If you like really luscious collars, then you will love the HC.  They seem to over stuff the HC collars, they also sit low, about the same height as the Knockoff.  Both collars sit low compared to Nike.

Nike collar is a uniform height all around, Knockoff has slight variation, almost unnoticeable.  The HC collar is all over the place.  They did not get the side supports shape quite right and it seems they are compensating by varying the height of the white collar.

Inside of shoes
In the photo above you can see what I mean about the depth of the ribs.  The uppers are a slightly darker shade on the HC. Hard to tell in pictures, but the Nike is the lightest grey, then slightly darker Knockoff, then slightly darker-er HC.  The colour of the outsole and heel cup is also darker on the HC. There is a slight teal tint in these parts.  The photo above shows this.

Along the throat of the HC, there is stitching all around.  This creates a piping effect around the edge of the lace area. Nike and Knockoff do not have this.  Speaking of stitches, there is additional stitching around the ankle strap on the HC.  The stitching is there to hold the hook and loop system that secures the strap to itself and to the shoe.  Nike and Knockoff use some sort of glue to hold down their hook and loop, resulting in cleaner looking straps.

While we are in the ankle area, we should talk about the hole.  On the Nike, this hole is a crisp three-sided window with tight radius corners, with no stitching around the perimeter.  Knockoff window is more rounded, still somewhat of a three-sided shape with larger radius in the corners with stitching.  The HC also has stitching, their window is more of an ellipse or pill-shaped, and a lot smaller opening than the others.  If you have girthy fingers, it may get trapped in the HC window.

Achilles pad and heel cups
From the back of the shoes, you can see the differences in collar puffiness.

Again, since the HC is not made and not licensed by Nike, we do not see any reference to "Nike MAG" on the heel cup.  You will also not see "Nike" on the front of the ankle strap.  The profile of the HC heel cup is also flatter than the other two, you can see this better in the side views above.  Texture on the heel cup and outsole are the same on all three, but the HC texture is not as deep. 

The ankle strap is reversed on the HC, with the hook and loop closure on the outside.  This might be just a manufacturer error on some and can easily be swapped with the other shoe.  At least they did not give me two rights or two lefts.  The HC Achilles pad matches the Knockoff, while both slightly differ from the Nike.  Nike's pad is fused to the back of the shoe, the others attached by hook and loop and completely removable.

Soles of the MAG's
There are some small details on the Nike sole that the others did not replicate.  First, you will notice that the Nike sole is wider than the others.  This is due to a flare of outside edges of the sole, imagine it looking like a flat tire.  The clear parts are clear with a slight blue tint on the Nike, while the others have a yellow-ish tint...looking like it did not come from a smoke free home.  These are new, and there is no smoke in this home.  Maybe they smoked a lot at the factory.

The waffle pattern of the sole is obviously cleaner on the Nike.  It is hard to see in photos, but on the bottom surface, the waffle pattern turns in to inverter pyramids, instead of recessed squares as they are on the sides.  Think meat tenderizer and the little pyramids, but the inverse of that, versus your typical waffle from a George Foreman Grill.  Yes, that is two George Foreman Gill references.  Both the Knockoff and HC's waffle pattern is recessed flat squares all around. 

Light them up!
Yes, they light up...but you already knew that.  Here are some major differences between the authentic and not-so-authentic ones. Nike uses a LED's with tinted bulbs on the heel.  The tinted bulb or lens allows the green, amber, and red to be seen even when not lit.  On the Knockoff and HC, you see the bare LED elements through the window in the heel cup, and only see the colours when it is lit.  Because of the bare LED, the hot spots are more noticeable on the non-authentic shoes.

Nike has electroluminescent panels to light up the two 'D' windows on the outsole.  This is why there is a nice crisp light when powered.  The others use two blue LED bulbs to light the window, resulting in a hotspot in the corner.  The Knockoff has better light distribution than the HC.  Also note that the Nike lights are a flat teal, while the other are a deep blue with hot spots.

Both non-Nike shoes seem to use the same electronics. The charge port and activation button are very similar as they just hang out the back of the shoe, hidden by the Achilles pad.  It takes a lot of effort to access these dangling wires.  One will have to 'dig' behind the Achilles pad to activate the lights.  In the Nike, the button is hidden inside the corner of the outside collar, while the charging port is on the bottom of the Achilles pad.

Conclusion:

You get what you paid for.  At $100, you are getting a really good replica of the Nike Air MAG's.  With a little modification, like adding a Nike logo on the front of the strap, 'Nike MAG' on the back, and swoosh on the side, the Halloween Customs version can easily pass as a great replica to an average person.  Plus at only $100, I could wear these and not worry about it.

As stated in my previous post about these shoes, it is really hard to tell the difference between the Knockoffs and Nike's.  Unless you have seen (or have) the authentic ones to compare to, the $250 Knockoffs are a great replicas.  Although they are bootlegs, they make a great alternative to spending $6000 for an authentic pair and the risk of messing up your investment. 
 
Where to buy:

Nike:  Since my last post on this subject, a few have asked me where to get these shoes.  The Nike's are long gone.  As stated before, they were only available through eBay or select Nike Store auction.  Pretty much the only place you can get these are still on eBay.  But be prepared to spend  at least $6000 for a pair of authentic ones.  Keep in mind that there are strong rumours of a re-release of the MAG's with power lacing, from Nike, in 2015.  Again, these are unconfirmed rumours.

Knockoffs:  There are a few places online that sell these.  I got mine from AliExpress for about $200-250.  While it seems risky to order something like this from overseas, they seem legit as bootleggers go.  Others are selling these exact Knockoff on online auction sites for double the price.  Again, I should stress that these are knockoffs and  violate of many licenses.  But, they are pretty nice considering the cost.

Halloween Costumes:  These are officially licensed from Universal Pictures, so they will have Back to the Future logos.  These are sold as "Back tot he Future 2 Light Up Shoes" and not as "Air MAG's".  Halloween Costumes sell these for about $100 and are almost as good as the Knockoffs. 

Now, you know the differences between the three.  Hope this information helps should you decide to invest in pair of these shoes.  Please be careful of scams.

17 November 2014

Coolant Leak in the DeLorean

A few days ago, I noticed a small puddle underneath the DeLorean.  At first, I thought it was some oil or fuel.  Either way, anything dripping from a car is not cool.  I took a sample, no science involved, I dipped my bare finger in the puddle and noticed it was green.  Obviously, I had a coolant leak.

Coolant appears to be dripping from frame
I drove to work and back a couple of times to see if it was just a one time thing.  Again, I noticed small puddles at the end of the day.  My guess it I lost about 500 ml of antifreeze.  I found it odd that it was dripping off of the frame on the driver's side, since the coolant bottle is on the passenger side.  The location also lead me to believe that is was oil, since the drip area was near the oil pan.

Before:  Coolant leaking from the otterstat
Upon further inspection, I figured that it was leaking from the Cooling Fan Switch (100816).  Notice the wet spot on the frame, the coolant was dripping from the switch on to the frame, then on to the pavement.  This made it appear to be 'leaking from the frame'.

Well, this seems like a job for the pros, way more complex than swapping out light bulbs. Back to DMC-California and have them work on this.

New Coolant Pipe
They replaced the 33 year old Coolant Pipe (110131) as well as the Cooling Fan Switch and Cooling Fan Switch Seal (106959).  The hoses were replaced in March 2013, so they are pretty much new.  This is why you still see the feather sitting there from the time I killed a pigeon

New pipe, switch, and seal
They also drained, flushed, and refilled the cooling system.  I may have been able to replace the pipe, switch, and seal...but the whole flushing of the system is beyond my capabilities, as I do not have the tools nor facility to do that.

After:  No more leaking of coolant
So, there you go.  Another three decade part replaced with new.  Hopefully, this will last a few decades.  Now, I am just waiting for the next 33 year old part to replace.  I already have something I want replaced the next time I head over to DMC-California.  Stay tuned.